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Playing Basketball

Playing Basketball is an excuse you can say if you get caught jerking off.
Ex:

Kyles Mom: Hey Kyle what are you doing
Kyle: Ahh im playing Basketball

Kyles Mom: Oh ok ok ok ok
by Playing Basketball May 13, 2020
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Google Play Games

-A app by the legendary company Google, that give you instant games like Pac-man (A-Game-Where-You-Avoid-Ghosts-But-Get-Orbs), Snakes (A-Game-Where-You-Avoid-Yourself-And-The-Walls-But-Get-Food-For-Some-Reason), A-Game-That-You-Defuse-Mines (Minesweeper), and many more!
-The only fucking app that shows you your level, the fucking achievements, and the shitty yet inaccurate leaderboard.
Guy1: hey ima play some games, wanna see my level in google play games?
Guy2: sure.
*Everyone sees that Guy1's level is 3*
*Guy2 slaps Guy1* U A NUB???
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Dramatic Play

A birthday party for girls; who love princesses.
Clara wanted a dramatic play at the Kitty Ice Cream Parlor.
by Mary_R May 19, 2010
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Shuffle and Play

Shuffle and Play is forever, anyone who ever has or been part of Shuffle And Play is a part of Shuffle And Play forever. The friendship will go on, the group chat will go on, they will always be hope!
Wow! Shuffle And Play is the greatest TV show ever made!
by anonymous July 14, 2024
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Paper Play

A sexual act involving paper or cardboard.
Male 1: Last night she did some "paper play", my shit doesn't feel the same no more.
by OiledUpFentHead August 19, 2024
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playing Minecraft

doing something subjectively meaningless, i.e. something that is objectively useful to everyone, including yourself, except the person who uses this phrase on you, who defines your activity as useless and subjective only to themselves).
mother: Adam, go help your father in the yard, if I may interrupt you. All you've been doing to day in playing Minecraft.

Adam: okay, I'll go help dad, but remember that the purpose, of playing Minecraft, I mean the actual game, is subjectively meaningless to youm, since everybody objectively defines it as useful except for you. (Adam goes off to help his dad).
by Sexydimma September 18, 2012
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Play Well

To partake in various fun activities.
I hope your date will play well tonight.
by StarChiId July 3, 2021
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