Peter Parker 

The greatest and cutest cinnamon bun in the Marvel Universe, he is a innocent child. He is also known as Spiderman and Tony Stark's child.

Tony Stark: I am your father.

Peter Parker: Sweet.

Tony Stark: LOOK AT MY SON PRIDE IS NOT THE WORD IM LOOKING FOR THERE IS SO MUCH MORE

Peter Parker: ......Hell yeeeh

Peter Parker by That_Bitch_XD June 12, 2018

Doris Day Parking 

Any parking spot that seems as though it was meant to be, as evidenced by the spot's convenience to one's destination as well as the smoothness with which one can park their car in said spot.

Derived from the sort of parking found by Doris Day in any Doris Day movie.

See also: Rock Star Parking

Because of the sweet Doris Day parking I got in Westwood, I wasn't late for the movie.

Doris Day Parking by Amanda Louise November 30, 2006

Semi-parking 

To drive much slower than other motorists.

The old Ford seemed to be Semi-parking in the fast lane.

Semi-parking by I, Wreckerrr October 31, 2016

Dirty Parker 

The act of splitting a girl in half with your gargantuan horse cock

“You look a little sore, what happened to you last night?

“Oh nothing my boyfriend gave me a dirty Parker last night”

Dirty Parker by theemoone182 April 4, 2020

parkinson's law 

Work expands as to fill the time available for its completion.

I usually have 9-10 accounting problems to do each week, which usually take around five or six hours to complete. Last night I only had one. It took me seven.

Parkinson's Law <3

parkinson's law by Can you feel it February 21, 2007

Parking Lot Vulture 

A person who will circle the parking lot, until a spot near the entrance is open.

Look at all the parking lot vulture waiting for the perfect spot.

Parking Lot Vulture by v8explorer November 21, 2010

Parksism 

The political ideology of having one man in a room with a nuke button as the only form of government

Lets vote for Bobby. He is a follower of parksism.

Parksism by Bobby Junior the 2nd October 21, 2021