Word-by-word literal translation of Polish idiomatic phrase "po ptokach", used to express the finality of a typically-unlucky event, i.e. something that can no longer be changed.
Steve: "Did you hear that Bill is going to confess to Ann today?"
Mark: "Too bad, it's after birds."
Steve: "Why?"
Mark: "Ann met some dude on Tinder yesterday, and they're planning to get married next week."
Mark: "Too bad, it's after birds."
Steve: "Why?"
Mark: "Ann met some dude on Tinder yesterday, and they're planning to get married next week."
by natural_name January 21, 2021
Get the after birds mug.A young man, usually from late teens to early adulthood, hiding his homosexual tendencies. An undercover yummie bird must be good looking, give away hints of homosexual behavior but yet deny any accusation of same sex physical attraction.
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by guilherme128 June 12, 2007
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Get the flappy bird mug.When you cum in a girls mouth and hit her in the head so cum comes out her nose (angry dragon) but she vomits afterwards.
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* (friend) hey man i just hit the lottery for 500$ on a scratchoff!!
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Get the Bird tail mug.A spy camera disguised as a living creature by the government. Some believe that birds are in fact real animals, but these people have either been brainwashed by the government or are just stupid.
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