David

David is a crazy motherfucker, obviously gay who likes to fight and gives warning shoots

Oh no David gave me warning shoots!

by tuamadre November 22, 2021

OFFICER DAVID

A black guy that's a fake ass long headed mind boggling ass cop. (Or someone that snitches)

MAN YOU A OFFICER DAVID SHUT YOUR RAT ASS UP.

by XNXIETY January 31, 2025

David

David is a sweet, kind, and loving person. He is very shy and quiet but he is one of the best people you will ever meet. He is handsome and has the biggest heart. He LOVES the color green. He will go out of his way to make sure you are alright and tries his best to care for you. David has an unmatchable energy that makes others around him smile. David deserves everything.

David is an amazing person

by someone.you.shouldcareabout November 22, 2021

David Jones

Someone you thought was your friend but only used you for fame.

I thought we were friends but turns out he was a David Jones all along.

by SpeceCamino March 23, 2024

Gospel Of David

The thing muslims use for evidence that rebecca was 3 even though it doesn't exist

Muslim: According to the Gospel Of David, rebecca was 3 years old

Christian: The Gospel Of David Does not exist

by Boba14 April 14, 2024

David

A friend who would tells you all of there hoe activities, someone who would quit being friends with you for some free nic and cart, ft you just to tell you a story about stupid things they have done, takes hours to respond even tho they are active, they would rather talk to there hoes then you

Her: why does he act like this ?

Her 2 : cuz he a David ! 💀

by Noeyebrow July 6, 2022

David

Most handsome boy without flaw sexy. Will sweep off any girls off their feet. Great personality. Confident above 6 feet. Hollow cheeks. Smart. Badass. Will get the girl he loves and marry her

Crush: Who's that boy?
Friend: He's David
Crush: He's very attractive and confident

by Emperor David January 6, 2021