an excruciatingly pleasureful yet taxing homosexual act in which both participants are simultaneously gagged and resemble the headless horseman mounted on his bucking bronco

Neil: Great headless horseman last night. You make one hell of a stallion.

Bob: Make me your pony slut.

headless horseman by Boner Jones!! March 13, 2011

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Mount Horeb

A tiny ass town about 20 mi. west of Madison, Wisconsin its full of ultra religious hicks, stoners and normal hicks, and about 5% is somewhat tolerable. Most of the teachers at the high school are fucking stupid, along with the she-man vice-principal, in fact most of the people are fucking stupid. It is considered to have a good school district but that is only because statistics lie, and 98% of the people there are middle class White Christians, and the enter school district has 5 Jews and 10 black people. FFA, Future Farmers Association is by far the largest group there. It is also the Troll capital of the country and has about 10 wooden carved trolls around town along with an over abundance of antique shops and restaurants that change every year and a half.

Mount Horeb is such a shitty place to live.

Mount Horeb by chrry bm8 March 24, 2007

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