David

"David" implies someone is a massive cunt.

"Mate you're such a David, piss off."

by Peaches On Pizza April 10, 2022

David

Narcissistic, toxic, conflict seeker. Self obsessed.

He's a narcissist. Is his name David?

by Yourmomandyourdad November 23, 2021

David

a deeply emotional person whose definition of the name is "pussy" because he drags mentally unstable people and then fucks them off because girls are just options, I'll rip your dick out and stuff it in your mouth so you better stay away from me you useless asshole or ill slit your dick with sharpest knife in my kitchen.

david: sorry you’re just an option (because I’m a small dick womanizer)

by useless12736 November 20, 2021

David

A potato disguised as a human.

David got so baked last night. Wrapped in tin foil with some butter. Was great.

by TickleMonsterTeehee November 22, 2021

DAVID

David is awesomestarlego he is very sus and loves cubes and BTS.

David here is a cube "oh yeah" David moaned.

by legostar November 22, 2021

Gavin and david

2 loverboys

Whoa look at Gavin and david, how cute

by david icyycooler March 23, 2022

DAVID

David is a amazing man and amazing father he will work his butt off to raise and make his family happy. He wont let you go without anything no matter the challenge. He will accept anything to make sure he puts you first.

David, need any help

by Renia February 9, 2021