enterprise back-stabber 

One who stabs yer back, yet professes to not do such things. Occurs in enterprise IT environments particularly in the south eastern region of the U.S.

Dude enterprise back-stabber told on me for circumventing the firewall! What an asshole.

enterprise back-stabber by xl0 August 23, 2004

carpet back 

to descride a mans excessively hairy back!

gross! how could you sleep with that guy, he's got carpetback.

carpet back by Paul J Parkinson November 1, 2006

Roll Back Like Rubbers 

To leave a place, commonly a lame bar or party. Often refers to regrouping at another location to plan the next move.

Pete: This sucks, it's nuts to butts in this place.
Jeff: Yeah, I can't even get to the bar to get a beer. Lets roll back like rubbers and go jacking for beats.
Pete: Alright then

Roll Back Like Rubbers by The Cooker February 14, 2008

Jack Back 

Jack Back

1. To steal something back from someone who stole from you (i.e. jacked you).

2. To jump, attack, or otherwise harm in retaliation for the same thing having been done to you.

Popularized by the rap song of the same name.

Guy 1: Hey, there goes that dude who stole my Cd's

Guy 2: Did he lock his car door?

Guy 1: No, let's hit him with a jack back!

Jack Back by MastaRoe March 17, 2010

Great ta see ya back in men's clothing! 

an all-purpose, ballbuster of a greeting for a guy

- best used in a loud and excited voice (and with lots of folks around to hear it!)

- best NOT used if the guy in question is much larger than you and just HAS, in fact, returned from a (secret) cross-dressing spree

"Yo!... Big Ron!... Great ta see ya back in men's clothing!!!"…

Great ta see ya back in men's clothing! by TIC Redux May 9, 2005

be right back 

a lie.

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Matt says: hey katie

Katie says: be right back

Matt says: ok

Katie has left the conversation.

be right back by Gymnocalycium May 17, 2009

hold back the river

The feeling, specifically after eating spicy food and When you know you have a really big shit coming, but you're nowhere near a bathroom and you have to fight desperately to keep it in. These shits tend to be very liquid, hence the referral to a "River".

Person 1: Man, remeber when we left the James Bay concert and then went for Indian?

Person 2: Yeah, why?

Person 1: Cause i had to really hold back the river until i got home, and when i let it go, it got ugly. I don't think my wife was able to go into our bathroom for the next 3 days.

Person 2: Cheers.

hold back the river by holdingbackthings January 25, 2016