ass bonanza

Defined as an occurance when excessive pressure is built up in the colon causing a rectal explosion of fecal matter and intestinal juices. Then outside participants join in pounding said exploded ass with all manner of blunt objects including pants anacondas, broom sticks, and cacti.

Outside of the taco bell my diarrhea caused an ass bonanza as hundreds of mexicans pounded me senseless following the gaseous explosion of my rectus.

ass bonanza by Lord Commodore January 25, 2005

Ass-toddle 

Fifth of six levels of Ass.
One of the strongest levels of Ass, hard to come back to.

"Morty, you are such an Ass-toddle"
"Yeah, well...BLARG!"
*Morty running across field sobbing*

Ass-toddle by Two Morons From Orillia June 12, 2003

Ass-Slurper 

One who engages in open-ass slurping

uh dude, is that an ass your slurping? hey guys! check this out. Tad's an ass-slurper!

Ass-Slurper by Anhedoniac November 22, 2003

ass shrapenal 

Noun - This substance is emitted with an abundance of force, excreted from the anus. It is so explosive and nasty that irregular foot taping or whistle'n should be performed in unison with the act to cover your tracks.

<Dude> Man, that mexican food has giving me ass shrapenal, i have had ring around the asshole for 3 days now and i still keep pouring em out.

ass shrapenal by Gito March 29, 2005

ass-muppet 

A complete and total loser who spends his or her days jerking off to anime porn whilst eating potato chips and smearing the grease all over themselves. It is also a fat, lazy fuck with gravy stains all over his or her shirt who watches TV all day.

Clem wouldn't come out his room all day because he was whackin it to DBZ reruns; he is thus an ass-muppet

ass-muppet by DJClue77 May 2, 2006

Ass Croutons 

butt crunchies. (see be-low)

She did a reach-around, and in so doing, came up with a handful of ass croutons.

Ass Croutons by Phil-yah July 5, 2006

ass hopper 

some one who has many sexual encounters

Diego is such an ass hopper, he is always pullin up to that bumper and smacking that monkey

ass hopper by bobby rules September 26, 2006