ass-mite

An annoying person, someone who follows you around, can be loud and arrogant or just plain ol' ignorant, can also be someone who kisses your ass constantly.

Lilly: Did you hear what that guy said to me?

Tina: Yeah, he's an ass-mite.

by Courtney Fucking Jackson May 22, 2006

bag of asses

what the black scented markers smell like, according to mr. dane cook.

"the black marker always smelled like an asshole. *sniff* wtf is that? *sniff* that is a bag of asses!"

by kkkkkkkkfffffffffffffffffff August 26, 2006

ass picker

one who picks their own ass or anothers, Jessie Jackson sticking his ass picking nose where it don't belong.

stinking with finger stuck in it a rectum is an ass picker

by Zaitsev September 16, 2008

Ass Sass

Ass Sass is when a female gets on all fours and presents her ass in a sassy and sexual way.

Ass Sass "She slowly bent over exposing her ass, perked it up while biting her bottom lip and moaned sexually"

by John Woo Tang April 13, 2007

Utter Ass

Something that sucks more than ass.

Man, this movie sucks utter ass.

by J. L. November 23, 2006

BEER ASS

WHEN YOU GET THE SHITS THE DAY AFTER DRINKING.

I GOT DRUNK LAST NIGHT AND NOW I HAVE BAD BEER ASS TODAY!

by LIZ LAWSON August 21, 2008

Ass Hugging

Humping with some of your clothes on.

Boy: Please, can we have sex?

Girl: I didnt bring a condom, let's just do some ass hugging.

Boy: You wearing a thong?

Girl: It wouldn't be ass hugging with it.

by i cant think of a name 2 use February 23, 2009