Marioan Apparition

Marioan Apparition, is my joke, on the famous Marian Apparition, of a miraculous image, of The Virgin Mary, and a joke, of Nintendo's Mario. This is when you see ,Mario merchandise, in places, where Nintendo gear, are not sold, or even when you see them, in places, which support Nintendo's rivals, such as Microsoft, and Sony.

I saw a Marioan Apparition, in Hallmark, since I saw there, some Toad plushies. I also saw one, in Target, since it has Goomba plushies.

by I'mcrazy February 6, 2024

Sydney Applebaum

Jewish Dracula

I was gonna watch Blackula, but Hulu only has Sydney Applebaum.

by Jimi Ralphman February 9, 2024

Sugared Apple

When one applies some kind of powder to their testicles.

The bald man pulled a 'sugared apple' on stream and got banned.

by Vesticular December 3, 2023

Bad apple friend

A Bad apple friend means a, bad friend or, a bad friend who does some annoying things or stuff that they done horrible to make you uncomfortable or, stop being their friend or telling you to stop and don't care about it.

Until they realize, they are a Bad apple friend.

Max is a Bad apple friend! He always be friendly with from the past but now, he's a bad friend.

I have a Bad apple friend right now.

I have 3 Bad apple friends.

by rainingcat666 March 10, 2024

American Apple Snatch

An American Apple Snatch is when you put red white and blue glitter into you urethra, then an apple is inserted and you begin to stroke yourself by yanking on the apple stem, and before you ejaculate you snatch the apple out then your penis will blast the glitter out.

Last night I gave myself an American Apple Snatch, and it was exquisite.

by Baatar March 16, 2024

American Apple Snatch

The American Apple Snatch is when you insert red white and blue glitter and an apple into your foreskin, then you stroke yourself until ejaculation. However, before ejaculation you snatch the apple out of your urethra and watch as the glitter flies out.

Last night I gave myself an exquisite American Apple Snatch

by Baatar March 17, 2024

Jamaican Apple Sauce

Where you want to joke about something but you can’t think of anything

Person 1: Wanna hear a joke?
Person 2: Sure
Person 1: Jamaican Apple Sauce

by Hoes sucking on my dick March 17, 2024