When your girl gives you a handjob but with an american flag, and then the guy shoots out white fireworks and whispers in the girls ear, "'Murica, fuck yeah."
Hey guys, my girl gave me an american paintjob yesterday.
Gamingufight and BassDrop! Contributed to this definition.
Gamingufight and BassDrop! Contributed to this definition.
by WeebBDAndDankDudeUF April 18, 2018
Get the american paintjobmug. Devin: “My wife really likes to shop at Walmart, it’s her favorite store.”
Matthew: “She’s a Walmart-American.”
Matthew: “She’s a Walmart-American.”
by Onehappytoker December 23, 2022
Get the Walmart-Americanmug. American accents are like english if it was an inbred baby with downs syndrome. 99% of american accents make you want to kill yourself the second they open their mouth.
by thefogiscomingthefogiscoming March 30, 2022
Get the American accentmug. ...looks can be deceiving; "thin" does not, automatically, translate: healthy. w/ that said: just because a person is "overweight" does not mean they will keel over @ any given moment.
There are varied social statuses, educational backgrounds, etcetera.
Not here 2 bash the Americas, but my observation(s) of being born & raised are this: we have a problem w/narcotics coupled w/methods like hypnosis, electoshock therapy, etc.
This is the Americas; many cultures have decended upon this continent; many not by choice.
There are generations of ppls here w/ deep seeded hatred 4 the Americas. Free 2 come here...many made
that sacrifice.
You know, I watched The Mauritanian.
I know what its like 2 have next 2 nothing & what its like to have a lot. I know what "working hard" can mean; its not, always, physical labor.
With that said: it takes hard work 2 be "stupid", so don't accuse Americans of being stupid.
Not many have a choice of free will..not all exercise it. Many force their right of free will upon others thereby taking away another's right to free will.
ALL Americans see eye to eye (ever found 100% unison in a home, etc?); many do not know the existence of many more. Just like there are many foreign continent ancestors with American children, relatives, etcetera? Many Americans migrated to other continents (for varied reasons).♻️
I cannot eat "fast food" the way I did when in hs. I was able to become an educated, adult, American....
There are varied social statuses, educational backgrounds, etcetera.
Not here 2 bash the Americas, but my observation(s) of being born & raised are this: we have a problem w/narcotics coupled w/methods like hypnosis, electoshock therapy, etc.
This is the Americas; many cultures have decended upon this continent; many not by choice.
There are generations of ppls here w/ deep seeded hatred 4 the Americas. Free 2 come here...many made
that sacrifice.
You know, I watched The Mauritanian.
I know what its like 2 have next 2 nothing & what its like to have a lot. I know what "working hard" can mean; its not, always, physical labor.
With that said: it takes hard work 2 be "stupid", so don't accuse Americans of being stupid.
Not many have a choice of free will..not all exercise it. Many force their right of free will upon others thereby taking away another's right to free will.
ALL Americans see eye to eye (ever found 100% unison in a home, etc?); many do not know the existence of many more. Just like there are many foreign continent ancestors with American children, relatives, etcetera? Many Americans migrated to other continents (for varied reasons).♻️
I cannot eat "fast food" the way I did when in hs. I was able to become an educated, adult, American....
🇹🇹I'm proud to be an american; at least, I know I'm free and I won't forget those who gave their lives....
And I stand up and say...
G-d bless the USA🇺🇲
Conversation on a bus: American person 1: bashing America, bashing America, blah, blah, blah
person 2: So, why did you come back?
person 1: I'm from here.
And I stand up and say...
G-d bless the USA🇺🇲
Conversation on a bus: American person 1: bashing America, bashing America, blah, blah, blah
person 2: So, why did you come back?
person 1: I'm from here.
by ¡USA! March 21, 2021
Get the Americanmug. The social and economic regions of the United States where different political views clash on a daily basis. Also this divide causes the nation to become more and more unstable.
by The Ferocious Whomper June 24, 2017
Get the American Dividemug. This is when you take a high powered vacuum cleaner and fill it with small bits of corn and put it on blow with the end of it in a complete strangers butthole. The is either a complete explosion of the hosts body or it come out the other end, if it comes out the other end you must eat or drink it, depends on the form.
by American bartender 25 June 30, 2018
Get the American drycorn infiltration Explosionmug. The ape that the Dutch East India Company imported to the United States of America during the 1600s and 1700s.
by RobertELeethe2nd December 13, 2024
Get the American Apemug.