Dead snake

When a person gives head to a man with erectile dysfunction.

She loves to dead snake guys.

by Thankancerboi February 28, 2017

Dead Snake

A used condom that is haphazardly discarded after use without regard to who may find it later.

The Principal separated the Men's and Women's dormitory after he found a dead snake in the janitor's closet.

by DannySaiz May 09, 2014

Dead Mouse

A well intentioned gift that is unappreciated, disgusting to, or disliked by its target audience (like when a cat gives you a dead mouse).

“She told him to bring alcohol and he brought fireball because he didn’t know it makes her sick… it was a total dead mouse.”

“I gave them a hug because they were crying but I didn’t know they hate being touched, dead mouse on my part!”

by MY PIE IS BETTER THAN YOURS. March 29, 2022

Younger than me=dead, My age=befuddled, and Older than me=Abuser.

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Person 343: Younger than me=dead, My age=befuddled, and Older than me=Abuser.

by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 10, 2025

Dead man's kiss

A kiss where the person dies during the kiss. This marks you to die next.

Friend:did he die!
Girl: ya at the end I think.
Friend you have the dead man's kiss

by Monkeykombat October 12, 2019

Dead Meat

The penis on a man that has been transplanted from an organ donor for the purpose of sexual enhancement.

"Oh my God, I don't remember you cock being so big." " Yea, I got me some Dead Meat..now you are to".

by Funguy68 May 03, 2023

Dead Meat

A channel hosted by James A. Janisse and his wife Chelsea Rebecca (Zoran Gvojic included) where they count and recap kills in horror movies.

"Welcome to the Kill Count, where we tally up the victims in all our favorite horror movies!"
— James A. Janisse, the opening to each episode

Dead Meat

by CarkyAmster September 02, 2023