poop sock

when your kids are being bad and you poop in a sock then beat your kids with it

matt-hey karen hows billy
karen- he's a little shit i used the poop sock on him last night

by IAmSoooooCool April 6, 2020

Super-poop

Whether in grade school or college, having to take a dumb between classes but having five minutes or less to do so. This includes walking to/from classes, gathering belongings, and weaving through massive crowds of people.

" Damn, you got here like right as the bell rang.." "Sorry, I stopped to take a super-poop."

by Keepitgoing June 15, 2017

spikey poop

A jagged mineral like expulsion associated with explosive anal pain after constipation

Daquarita ate a whole block of cheese, then she had a spikey poop. That poop was on fleek.

by daquarita February 17, 2015

Poop string

when hair gets stuck in your butt, and poop attracts to it

I found a poop string in my butt when i was showering this morning

by kunst September 30, 2015

Hulk poop

The grimaced face and grunting made when you are constipated or have hemorrhoids and the poop is hard to expel or painful. A woman pooping who’s constipated or has hemorrhoids is a She-Hulk poop. The Incredible Hulk, Hulk, green monster, David Banner, Bruce Banner, Hulk smash, Lou Ferrigno, Marvel, The Avengers, poop, crap, constipation, hemorrhoids, She-Hulk, stool, take a shit, shit, bowel movement, doo-doo, Hulk rage, Hulk angry, take a dump

Ever since I started taking that new medication, I’ve had one Hulk poop after another. My butt is so sore.

by joecoolthefool November 27, 2018

poop nutbean

Poop nutbean is a phrase that can literally replace any word. It originated as a knock at the surname Nutbean (cheeky Brits chided at the name Nutbean since the reign of King Edward 1st, known as 'The hammer of the Scots') The joke was deciding what the funniest given name could be: coco nutbean, pea nutbean etc. But of course, as clever as those may be, there is nothing funnier than being named poop. Alas, poop nutbean was born.

Patrick - Poop nutbean! I forgot to pick up my little sister from school.

Ron - Shit man, you really poop nutbeaned this time.

by trisaratop May 4, 2011

Holy Poop

Tis word is used when your friend is so fucking dumb you have nothing else to say, but this. Gang Gang schlatttttt

Dumb Nigga: Bro lowkey i think a dolphin should be considered a bird tbh.
Real Nigga: Nigga what?! you dumb asl fr bro holy poop!

by pENA nIGGA October 21, 2019