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Since the gays have their day the straight people will have theirs! Straight People Day is a day exclusively for straight people, it doesn’t matter the color of your skin it’s just a day commemorating straight people! This exclusive holiday is on October 29th. Please everyone celebrate how awesome it is to be straight!
p1: Hey, did you hear about Straight People Day October 29th?
p2: Yes! It’s going to be so fun to post about! It’s just like national Boyfriends/ Girlfriends Day but for the gender you’re supposed to be with!
p1: I know! I can’t wait to celebrate!
by #Doglover 09 October 25, 2023
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Swiss people speak cheese

When someone says something incredibly dumb expecting a laugh but no one laughs and the room goes silent
Cole:” no , Swiss people speak cheese
Myles, Leo and Dwayne: “…….”
by myleslikesman April 4, 2022
mugGet the Swiss people speak cheesemug.

Normal People

An abstract class of people made up by those who are favored by social hierarchies to justify their position in said hierarchies and make the oppression they benefit from seem natural and morally correct.
"Stop saying cis, you can just say normal people."
"Shut the fuck up, straggot."
by Sninck November 16, 2023
mugGet the Normal Peoplemug.

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