Twilight Mom 

A group of enthusiastic moms who have proclaimed their love for Twilight, and all things Twilight related. Also known as MILB. (Mothers I'd like to Bite)

The Twilight Moms rule the world.

Twilight Mom by CaliMary April 15, 2008

walker's mom 

One horny slut, after the football game we (everyone in attendance) all got some of that ass! It was like throwing a toothpick down a hallway. See also Grand Canyon.

Last night.

walker's mom by Nooch December 22, 2003

harrison's mom

A very hot MILF who will give it up to anyone, even Hooks. She doesn't mind going in either hole, though she enjoys from the back from the indian kid. One of the most popular dorm activities along with Hook's mom and harrison's sister. Also see, Harrison's girlfriend, that dirty slut. She had sex with a ugly person and gave head to a scwhwami.

Shut up harrison, or i'm going to give it to your mom, hard. Harrison's mom dated a puerto rican and they banged like rabbits.

harrison's mom by Hooks<3Jesus{in the most unholy of holes} May 10, 2005

your mom called she said your butt smells 

it is a way to trick your friends...

Friend: hey did someone call for me?
You: yeah your mom called she said your butt smells!!

your mom called she said your butt smells by thesheet November 16, 2010

ur mom 

the bitch I slept with last night..
Fuck yeah

"Your mom is such a MILF"
fuk yess...

ur mom by Remy's Bitch January 4, 2005

ur mom gay 

A phrase 12-year-olds use when they cannot think of anything to say in a roast battle.

Kid 1: “You know, I would roast you, but you’re too fat to fit in the oven.”
12-year-old idiot: “Ugh, ur mom gay.”

ur mom gay by minecraftgekyumescircumcision April 23, 2018

ur mom 

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