When a trauma surgeon sticks his finger up a trauma patients anus to ensure there is no abdominal bleeding
“Hey, did you just shake the doctors hand”
“Yeah, why”
“I just saw him give the guy over there a trauma handshake”
“Ewwww”
“Yeah, why”
“I just saw him give the guy over there a trauma handshake”
“Ewwww”
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Get the Cheshire handshake mug.A term I used in the forth grade to get my friend out of trouble because he had paint on his hands and ruined my shirt on "accident". I said some mentally retarded kid with the surname of "Sped Hands" Put the paint on my shirt hence the name.
Luca:crap I got paint your shirt!
Jon: it's fine I'll just tell everyone it was some retard.
Luca: Yeah refer to him as "Sped Hands"!
Jon: Okay!
Jon: it's fine I'll just tell everyone it was some retard.
Luca: Yeah refer to him as "Sped Hands"!
Jon: Okay!
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1. the creator is the one who shapes the creation to be what it is.
2. some things are just necessary and everything else isn't.
1. the creator is the one who shapes the creation to be what it is.
2. some things are just necessary and everything else isn't.
"you did really well on that test!" "oh, thank you, professor! the hands make the clock, as they say!"
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