Isaac Chris Peacock 

When you say it quicker, it sounds like "I suck chrispy cock" it is kinda unknown but funny.

Cashier: Order for Isaac Chris Peacock
That 14 yr old kid: LMAOOOOO

Isaac Chris Peacock by refsje May 8, 2022

c-unit chris 

a guy who tries to be a very intimidating person but fails when someone picks a fight with him because he is scared he's gonna get beaten up and lose all his reputation towards all the cool people he tails to.
very sad.

oi man theres chris lol he's going to walk past
o0o0 he's giving us the eye
lol trip him over
haha c-unit chris might cry

c-unit chris by blackpopo December 22, 2008

My Brother Chris Brown 

Adjective: An insult meant to perturb those around you. Especially your mother, father, cats, dogs, and lame chimpanzees. It is a sin to be a My Brother Chris Brown and squirrels will find he or she called a My Brother Chris Brown irresistible. Beware of rabid squirrels, however, as they may or may not try to rape the offender. From trees... Or shrubs.

Verb: To run like a duck with chlamydia or sandy bollocks. May or may not include a beach or sandpaper. Always includes duck. Quack...

Adjective: My teachers are being such My Brother Chris Browns. Luckily, I saw a tree of squirrels out back. And a shrub.
Verb: Your sister is My Brother Chris Brown in the backyard landfill.

My Brother Chris Brown by Noah Ravenwood May 7, 2018

Angry Chris 

A sexual act when you're giving your domesticated pet of choice a rim job and at the point of ejaculation, you kick it's legs out (or rip it's wings off) and take a shit over their face while screaming "FUCKING GAY CHESS RULES!"

"I was having fun with Sparky last night and since I was alone and horny, i gave him an Angry Chris. Then his owner came in and I gave the bitch one too."

Angry Chris by MrHalo3 May 11, 2009

Dirty Chris

A thick dick Navy man, loves a fat ass and is more loyal than anything you’ll find at the ASPCA. Sort of Italian.

Amber went out and got smashed by a dirty Chris last night. They live together now.

Dirty Chris by Wordsnthings September 4, 2020

St. Chris 

Most prissiest school in all of sarnia with all the snobby rich kids attending it.

Todd: All the hot girls go to St. Chris!
Jamie: You mean St. Priss.

St. Chris by tooodalooo May 13, 2011

Podunk Pete and Midnight Cowboy Chris 

awesome mofos

Podunk Pete and Midnight Cowboy Chris by Anonymous June 11, 2003