The “Harta teologica of Ion Masina-de-Inima”

It’s an encrypted map that can lead one to the secret dialect known as “Cristina English”. To find this ancient language one must stand in the underground temple of Oceania and chainsmoke 2 packs of Cammels. After that, the map shows a mathematical ecuation which, after solving it, shows coodinates for the Chair of Santa. Once you sit in the chair, insert 1g of Fentanil in your body and an evil wizard will come and start teaching in chinese.

A: What do you have there?
B:Just the “Harta Teologica of Ion Masina-de-Inima”

by Sigmund from oceania November 28, 2024

Do the De Niro

Saying something surprising that everyone agrees with that results in laughter and applause. The reaction is like posting a dick pic then people saying “wow”.

Robert De Niro: "F* Trump!"

If I could Do the De Niro, I would be internet famous.

by Cordoan June 20, 2018

Neca de pitibiribas

Expressão brasileira que significa : absolutamente nada

Ele não fez "neca de pitibiribas" na ocasião.

by anonymous January 30, 2023

Chorar de estupidez

Quando alguém diz algo tão estupido que literalmente te faz chorar com a estupidez do que foi dito.

"Pensava que ferro não era um metal"
"Literalmente fizeste-me chorar de estupidez."

by raquetes December 27, 2017

Cul De Sac

When you are giving a blowjob and use your tongue to reach down and lick the balls while still sucking

Someone committed to the art of dick sucking can also do a cul de sac

by Remliel July 21, 2023

King Des

King Des is a person, he is a recording artist from Detroit, MI.

King Des concert is this Saturday, do you have tickets?

by Myshitbih August 7, 2024

Weeb de quartier

French version of "hood weeb", also called "Otaku de cité" or "Weeb de quartier".

Le terme "Weeb de quartier" désigne une personne issue d'un milieu urbain/populaire, souvent d’origine africaine ou maghrébine, qui se dit fan d’anime et de culture japonaise. Cependant, elle se limite généralement aux shônen mainstream comme Dragon Ball, Bleach, Naruto ou One Piece, appréciant surtout les scènes de combat avec des parce que "Wesh la bagarre, t’as vu".

Les weebs de quartier ont aussi un goût prononcé pour les animes de football comme Captain Tsubasa et Blue Lock, trouvant que "Wallah, le foot c’est stylé".

Ne lui parlez pas de Your Name ou Steins;Gate, c’est "un truc de fragile".

Sur l'Coran Medhi c'est trop un weeb de quartier l'ot jour ce fou il voulait marrave un babtou il a sorti "wallah si j'pouvais me clôner comme Naruto en solo j'le niquerai en 5vs1 alors que je suis tout seul inchallah" mdrrrrr

by Mballe Parfait March 4, 2025