Wet-sinking

Colloquial term used to describe the act of drinking lager beers, or 'wets'. The term can be separated into it's component parts, 'sinking' and 'wets', with either used in isolation - for example one can drink wets or sink beers. However, it is widely accepted that this kind of cross-terminology is best avoided and the traditional 'wet-sinking' used exclusively.

In relation to wet-sinking are associated descriptive terms such as 'wet-shy' or 'wet-nasty' , the former referring to an individual who either abstains from a sufficient amount of wet-sinking or does not reciprocate the purchase of wets while the latter means an inebriated state that may occur as a result of a lengthy wet-sinking session.

In some corners, wet-sinking may be accompanied by song such as the well-known anthem 'We're on the wets'.
Coco and Richard were out wet-sinking again last night. Coco was so wet-nasty, he exposed his old scatch in public!
by Wet-master July 23, 2018
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Wet jacket in a condom cave

The act of a man performing oral sex on a woman and finding a condom inside of her from the last man she had intercourse with and sucking it out in his mouth.
"I didn't even know she was with another man, until I found a wet jacket in a condom cave!"
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Wet raisin

When a small curd of shit sneaks out before your asshole slams shut while farting. Similar to sharting only you know its got to stay there awhile because you cant get to a place to wipe your ass
I got a wet raisin and its giving me a smelly rash
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Wet bre

A wet bre is when someone in twilight sparkle cosplay comes up to on the street and aggressively shits rainbows on your head all while sharing the word of god.
I hate this city. Someone just gave me a wet bre at the farmers market
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Wet bre

A wet bre is when someone with twilight sparkle cosplay comes up to you on the street and aggressively shits rainbows on your head. All while sharing the word of god.
I hate this city! Someone gave me a wet bre at the farmers market!
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wet dog shake

a) (humorous); what you do when when you come out of the shower with your hair dripping wet and you are too bloody lazy to use either a towel or a blow dryer to dry your hair comme du monde.

b) (drug addiction withdrawal symptom) : episodes of literal 'wet dog' uncontrollable shaking engaged in in by drug addicts undergoing withdrawal, especially withdrawal from heroin and or cocaine
mother: Stan, why the hell is the bathroom floor wet again?

Stan: lol, don't ask stupid question, you won't receive a stupid answer. It's lol because I just did a wet dog shake; i was to lazy to use a blow dryer.

mother: Stan, I hope this wasn't f-sag. Now go take a mop and mop the bathroom floor
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wet dog shakes

a) (humorous); what you do when when you come out of the shower and you are too bloody lazy to use either a towel or a blow dryer to dry your hair comme du monde and you just shake your hair all over the place, literally like a wet dog, hence the name

b) (drug addiction) : episodes of literal uncontrollable 'wet dog shaking' characteristic of drug addicts undergoing withdrawal symptoms, especially withdrawal from heroin or cocaine.
mother: Stan, why the hell is the bathroom floor wet again?

Stan: lol, don't ask stupid questions, you won't receive a stupid answer. It's lol because I just did wet dog shakes; I was to lazy to use a blow dryer.

mother: Stan, I hope this wasn't f-sag. Now go take a mop and mop the bathroom floor
by Sexydimma December 22, 2013
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