/me slaps you is irc slang for (name) slaps you. It would appear as so: I type /me slaps Diab, or /me slaps Cy and it would appear as Ben slaps Diab or Ben slaps Cy.
by Ben July 12, 2002
Get the /me slaps youmug. While getting some head from a dime and ya cant get it up... grab your dick and spin it around in a circle a couple of times to wind up and slap her right across the face with a limp dick!!!
by Dave 6 September 23, 2003
Get the slap happy hellacoptermug. Preferably delivered to a target who is vegan (by contrast, the slapper may be of any dietary orientation). A vegan slap is the daintier version of a pimp slap, although the motion is still the same. It is delivered using a backhand motion at a straight 90 degree angle, though the hand kind of drifts up in the beginning to appear more unassuming. Unlike with a pimp slap, a vegan slap may hit any part of the body of the target, and the slapper need not hit the slappee with his/her hand. S/he may use a vegetable instead, i.e. a head of broccoli. Or a piece of rolled up paper will do.
It is called a vegan slap for two reasons:
1) If you hit a poor vegan too hard, s/he might collapse. Not enough iron.
2) You're probably jealous of that person's strength and discipline in following their morals (and dietary habits that aren't easy) - especially if s/he is very humble about it. Take that, you meat-eaters.
The motion seems graceful and casual, but it is more effective if you add force at the very end, to make the nice SMACKing sound accompany the blow.
It is called a vegan slap for two reasons:
1) If you hit a poor vegan too hard, s/he might collapse. Not enough iron.
2) You're probably jealous of that person's strength and discipline in following their morals (and dietary habits that aren't easy) - especially if s/he is very humble about it. Take that, you meat-eaters.
The motion seems graceful and casual, but it is more effective if you add force at the very end, to make the nice SMACKing sound accompany the blow.
Boss *vegan SLAPS!* vegan employee with a report.
Employee: *flinches* What'd I ever do to you?
Boss: No, it's what HAVEN'T you done for me lately, you dirty vegan.
Employee: *flinches* What'd I ever do to you?
Boss: No, it's what HAVEN'T you done for me lately, you dirty vegan.
by dirtygardenvegan January 25, 2009
Get the vegan slapmug. To use a credit card impulsively for a purchase. If you have no credit card, then a debit card will do as well. If you are not broke.
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Bud: Dude, harsh, this is total grindage, I got no shrapnel to pay for this chili dog and slurpee man!
Doyle: Woah bro, no worries!! Chill about the chili! Just slap your plastic!!
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(Grindage is used in this context as meaning shitty, rotten, lame, bunk, etc.)
Doyle: Woah bro, no worries!! Chill about the chili! Just slap your plastic!!
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(Grindage is used in this context as meaning shitty, rotten, lame, bunk, etc.)
by BioMenace December 10, 2008
Get the slap your plasticmug. The act of sneaking up on someone and slapping said person in the face with an erect penis without whom knowing of the deed (a surprise cock slap).
This one time at band camp, Allison was sun tanning, naked, and Tyler snuck up on her snootch and gave her a Super Sneaky Slap.
by Tit Slap McGee January 1, 2012
Get the Super Sneaky Slapmug. Ghetto slang for "whats happening"
by Zach December 11, 2003
Get the slap mah fromug. Originating as an Islamic punishment for adultery and petty theft in the early 7th century, Lebanese Chicken Slapping (coming from the Old Arabic word 'Lyibnas ch'qn Al-Slapping' meaning; 'to slap dat bitch') began a revival in the 1980s when firearms, namely grenades, became readily available to the Lebanese public. The concept involves the restrainers, the perpetrator and the Chicken Slapper, the restrainers will hold the perpetrator down whilst the Chicken Slapper has the rewarding job of inserting as many pinless grenades into the perpetrators rectum, before him and his motley crew of Chicken Slappers run, the ultimate aim is not only to punish the perpetrator so they learn never to do it again, but also for the Chicken Slappers themselves to avoid injury.
Although originating in Lebanon, due to large enclaves of Lebanese descendants in Australia, The US, Canada and Great Britain the legend lives on and is more commonly used against disliked peoples and for casual friendly banter.
Although originating in Lebanon, due to large enclaves of Lebanese descendants in Australia, The US, Canada and Great Britain the legend lives on and is more commonly used against disliked peoples and for casual friendly banter.
"Hey Zarak, there's that girl we don't like with the googly eyes and greasy hair, we should so go over there and Lebanese Chicken Slap her!"
"Haha, yeah, just for shits and giggles though init!"
"Haha, yeah, just for shits and giggles though init!"
by Kawasakijamie August 31, 2012
Get the Lebanese Chicken Slapmug.