li play

females makin themself cum to release stress , gts , or be happy

bae i’m having a li play right now i’ll text you when i’m done

by bigdickwilly12 June 21, 2021

Double Play

When you ejaculate and poop at the same time, preferably in the bathtub.

Dude, this chick was so hot but I couldn't pull the trigger bc I had one brewing all night. I had to go home and jump in the bath to turn a double play.

by datguy5924 December 19, 2017

go play ping pong with your ding dong

male masturbation. linda said it in a bob’s burgers episode.

Linda: “Oh, go play ping pong with your ding dong!”

by sincitywasntmadeforme March 3, 2024

I've played these games before

An iconic line from a funny korean man in a funny korean show.

Dude from the X side: I've played these games before! I said I played these games before. I knew about the first games because I've already done it!

by SeongGiSangWoo22 February 2, 2025

Just play Minecraft bro

When your shit at every game, most notably (NBA2k, COD, Fortnite or Madden) and you have the harsh reality that you suck so that Minecraft Is your only option

Kyle: My Girl just 30 clipped me in 2k and my homeboy with a 60 overall no badges just fried me in 1v1 mycourt

Matthew: Yeah At this point just play Minecraft bro

by JustASadAssNiggaWhoHad2aceptIt April 26, 2020

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by Adujasty343 June 10, 2025

Play Cards

A phrase to subtly request sex

Me: I’m bored, do you want to play cards

by The Rizzly Bear July 18, 2023