David Crosby

A random guy who played rhythm guitar for The Byrds who I love

Me: “I want David Crosby in my bed rn”

by TheRealCoicalPoseidon September 6, 2024

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David

big hunky alpha man, might be racist kinda not sure.

omg david is so zaddy hot DAYUM

by anonymous December 18, 2023

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David Billington

A metaphor for a serial pedophile. Preying on the youngest victims possible. Located in the Leicestershire region of U.K.

"oh my days, David Billington is at it again!" Screamed the unfortunate parents.

by Mike the rock Tyson June 4, 2017

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david

not part of the boys

“is that david”

“do you mean not part of the boys”

by badbitch69420 June 21, 2019

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David Graham

Average Jew

David Graham owns a bank and has a huge nose

by David "The Jew" Graham July 3, 2025

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1. The process of manually altering something to fit one's needs without any regard to the actual assembly instructions. Often, the end result is an item that is partially-functional and only works in a limited capacity.
2. Using an item for something other than it's intended use.

"Would you please stop David rigging that baby gate and just follow the instructions that are on the back of the box?"

"Who put that TV stand together? It looks like it was David rigged."

"This DVD player is held together with shish-ka-bob sticks instead of screws. Who David rigged this thing?"

by Richelle Smith December 26, 2009

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