collect-a-cert

A derogatory label for a person who prizes industry certifications above knowledge and capability.

Often such a person will set about collecting as many certifications as they can and proudly display them in their email signature and social network profiles. Typically they have a shallow understanding of areas in which they are certified, and are unable to display significant independent reasoning or understanding in those areas.

May also refer to the act of obtaining an industry certification.

Also known as "pokemon accreditation"; Gotta catch 'em all!

1. "I've interviewed five job applicants and every one of them is a collect-a-cert."

2. "I'm going to have to go 'collect-a-cert' to qualify for the next pay bracket"

by qwak May 9, 2013

Colleen Pittman

Colleen Pittman is typically known for her beauty and personality. She, after being known by an individual, continues to develop her beauty inside and out, and begins to drag the individual in, seduced by her looks and personality. She is typically a brunette, petite, gorgeous person with smart intellect, witty vocabulary, a very diverse sense of humor, and a dirty mind. Colleen is very loveable though sometimes shy and quiet. She doesn't break her promises. She breaks hearts and eats them for breakfast. She, even though shy, can be very mischievous, and a complete tease when it comes to a relationship. She's the girl that makes you want what you cant have. Colleen is always looking for an adventure, so if an individual has one, she will most likely join in on the fun. She NEVER turns down a dare. When she is cornered or threatened, she will fight. Colleen will also hide her feelings, or convince those with different feelings otherwise to cover up her real feelings. Colleen is easy/great to fall in love with, but she is impossibly hard to fall out of love with. Once hooked to her, you can't let go. She is addicting like a drug, except the high is much more uplifting. When in love with Colleen Pittman, the individual’s life will surely change for the better and many magnificent memories will be made throughout the time. The individual will never want the love to end. If Colleen says she loves you, you're in luck for sure. She's there by your side, forever and always.

Colleen Pittman is an amazing person, friend, and lover.

Let's have Colleen Pittman over; I need someone to cheer me up.

by c1evername1999 December 30, 2013

College Fondue

College Fondue is a night with the boys and a college girl. The gentlemen gather around a willing college girl and one after another get to take a "dip" inside her "pot", one dip at a time, until everyone is finished.

Matt, Adam, Andrew, Connor, Dave, Dave, Marty, Reece, and Sean all went out for a night of college fondue, to their surprise, the special being served that night was chocolate.

by #college January 25, 2014

colleened me

when someone interrupts another who is telling a story or speaking. Usually because they think their input is more interesting.

You just colleened me.Why did you interrupt my story with your own?

by MythInc February 4, 2014

college clashing

(verb) The act of wearing apparel from at least two different colleges at the same time.

You're wearing a Syracuse baseball cap, UConn sweatshirt, and Kentucky sweatpants? You've taken college clashing to a whole new level.

by fernalfonso October 28, 2013

College casserole

An assortment of simply made foods, usually found in a college dorm such as; Ramen, canned vegetables, salsa, hot sauce, bacon bits, etc. The foods are prepared and mixed into one large bowl.

Ryan was very hungry, and yet lacked money, so for dinner he made a college casserole with Ramen, canned foods and bacon bits.

by rsfoster May 28, 2014

Collect my bag

it mans when a woman is giving you head, not literally a head or colleting bags

collecting your bag can also man when a man ejaculates on a woman's face

Person 1: "hey did he actually collect your bag?"

Person 2:"yeah! of course! I told you she'd Collect my bag!"

by 1shot1der June 6, 2015