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mexican dump cake

When a toilet is clogged with poop and toilet paper, but people keep using it and adding to the poop clog untill it fills the bowl.
What's wrong, Billy? I thought you were going to use the bathroom?

Billy: Well, golly I was, but there's already a big 'ol Mexican dump cake in the toilet.
by EpicP May 17, 2018
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Carolina Crab Cake

Originating from the shores of North Carolina, a Carolina Crab Cake is the act of ejaculating onto a sexual partners' stomach while they're laying down, and then allowing the semen to pool into their belly button and harden into a cake. The cake is then removed from the belly button and eaten.
Person 1: "Me and my family are gonna go out for some Carolina Crab Cakes tonight for dinner."
Person 2: "Your family is repulsive."
by TheSteamroller May 3, 2021
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Cake in the Conference Room

When one Homo Sapien and another Homo Sapien engage in Analingus at a regular day in the Office.
Courtney: Hey Kevin! I’ve got some Cake in the Conference Room for you! ;)
Kevin: Id love to engage in Analingus with you Courtney! Let me finish these files real quick and I’ll meet you in your office.
by BuckeloKentuckelo November 11, 2019
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Lava cake snaacpac

When a woman defecates on a man’s face and then continues to sit on his face so he can perform oral sex through the faeces.
As we proceeded to engage in the lava cake snaacpac he realised it was better in theory.
by blackmansdrinkscrew February 12, 2020
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Shaka doodle cakes

Its a typ=e of cake that goves u type 2 diabetes. Lol
Oops she go shaka doodle cakes
by holyballsshesdead! March 13, 2022
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Fat and Meat cake

layers of steak meat, scrumptiously lined with butter, mustard and olive oil, acting as a delectable icing, covered then in lard, then baked, serves 4

- 12Lbs Beef Tenderloin
-4oz Olive oil
- 1 Tub Margarine
- 1/2 Butter (Room Temperature)
-3 Tablespoon dijon mustard

1. Slice meat into 1 inch steaks

2. Combine moist ingredients

3. Preheat oven to 420

4.Layers steaks with the moist ingredients between each steaky cakey yummy gummy layer

5.Cook that hoe

6. Diatbetes, calling your doctor and checking your blood pressure
Karen: "Honey? , Is the Fat and Meat cake ready?"
Stan: "Yes Honey, should the Fat and Meat cake be rare or well done"
Karen: "Either is fine, this is the most complex double suicide i could think of"
by scarfomfmfmfmf November 25, 2021
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Yellowstone Upsidedown cake

When a girl stands above a guy's face and urinates all over his mouth, followed by her squirting on his face to ice the cake.
Suck it, don't swallow. Oh get me a piece of that Yellowstone upsidedown cake.
by Beaver Meat November 22, 2011
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