Your real face. The one you have walking through the kitchen Sunday morning after a 2-4 bender and only like 5 people know about.
Hero-"hey babe I showed the Easter pictures to Susan at work"
Wife- You didn't show the one with my House Face right?
Hero-"Nah bae, I got you"
Wife- You didn't show the one with my House Face right?
Hero-"Nah bae, I got you"
by BalerionTheBlack April 14, 2021
Get the House Facemug. When two women; who are 5ft or shorter; Eiffel Tower a guy (guy gets pegged by one of the women when doing the other)
by YurtSquirt69 September 11, 2020
Get the Tiny housemug. A conservative who's taste in fashion, music, habits, and/or aesthetics are more typically seen in more left-leaning or liberal persons. I.E.: A more urbanized conservative.
Jasmine drives a hybrid and attends daily yoga sessions out at the park, but she votes Republican. I guess that makes her a coffee house conservative.
by ROBop March 18, 2023
Get the Coffee house conservativemug. House: Youre a black man.
Foreman: This vexes me.
House: He needs mouse bites to live
Mouse: squeak squeak squeak
Patient: I feel better. No more nose blood. Thank you doctor!
House: I am very smart
Wilson: I too am in this episode! (participated)
Foreman: This vexes me.
House: He needs mouse bites to live
Mouse: squeak squeak squeak
Patient: I feel better. No more nose blood. Thank you doctor!
House: I am very smart
Wilson: I too am in this episode! (participated)
by leftonsea September 16, 2024
Get the Housemug. translating an original text of mediocre quality gamer from the origin language get good.
in the target language of just get good.
in the target language of just get good.
Andrew begins to imagine his G-fuel is kicking in and can miss no shot or no man left on his 144 fps monitor.
IN all reality Andrew is just running it down mid causing our team to want to ALT4, leaving our teammates no choice but to ask him if his brain is still intact.... im babling...long story short Andrew is upset I told him to stop running down midlane like his third stimulus is there. It's not, we all know it's not.
Verb: Jonathan got cucked by a an alley nade, jonathan then proceeds to tell Kyle you are being a lesbian house plant for being upset that im upset you naded me.
IN all reality Andrew is just running it down mid causing our team to want to ALT4, leaving our teammates no choice but to ask him if his brain is still intact.... im babling...long story short Andrew is upset I told him to stop running down midlane like his third stimulus is there. It's not, we all know it's not.
Verb: Jonathan got cucked by a an alley nade, jonathan then proceeds to tell Kyle you are being a lesbian house plant for being upset that im upset you naded me.
by tcb April 1, 2021
Get the Lesbian House Plantmug. The closer to the ground, hence lower, of the two anatomical features whose resident organs govern a man's decision-making; his crotch.
By metaphorical extension, a man's head is his upper house of parliament, which in some cases vetoes the ill-conceived impulses of the lower house but is can be overruled by a super majority in the lower house declaring a state of "gots-to-have-it".
By metaphorical extension, a man's head is his upper house of parliament, which in some cases vetoes the ill-conceived impulses of the lower house but is can be overruled by a super majority in the lower house declaring a state of "gots-to-have-it".
A: You see that disaster Bob went home with?
B: Yuuup, he definitely let his lower house of parliament decide that one.
B: Yuuup, he definitely let his lower house of parliament decide that one.
by Turd Bard October 10, 2014
Get the lower house of parliamentmug. by Riles Morales March 26, 2023
Get the Battle For The Housemug.