Definitions by leftonsea
Alexandru
A romanian man that can steal anything but your heart. He enjoys watching you suffer. He would do anything in his power to interrupt your thinking and start torturing you mentally. He's a goof. He'll do anything to make your life miserable if it gets him a few laughs. He will ruin your mental sanity, and he will be proud of it. He will make you laugh but at the dispense of yourself. He will break you down piece by piece. But it's okay, he just has a short penis, so it means he's simply coping.