by Marijanko December 1, 2021
Lukas: look man I gotta leave I don't have time here. John: why don't you have time?
Lukas: I have something else to do it's this gir-... John: S I M P :lukas but I like that girl I have to leave john: Lukas more like lukass go away you simp
Lukas: I have something else to do it's this gir-... John: S I M P :lukas but I like that girl I have to leave john: Lukas more like lukass go away you simp
by Ldjd August 9, 2020
Squirrel In My Pants !
the best rap song ever existed, by 2 Guyz N the Parque and Candice in the episode "Comet Kermillian" of the infamous series Phineas and Ferb.
the best rap song ever existed, by 2 Guyz N the Parque and Candice in the episode "Comet Kermillian" of the infamous series Phineas and Ferb.
Street Performer: Tell me what's making you jump like that!
Background singers: SIMP, squirrels in my pants!
Background singers: SIMP, squirrels in my pants!
by lilyman September 18, 2020
A siMp (sucka idolizing Majestic pussy.) is simply a simp by another name, they call themselves a siMp because they are too deep in denial, and refuse to believe they are a simp.
by NotAFurry69420 March 5, 2020
Simp is a male heterosexual individual, who provides women in his life with undeserved special treatement, often with ulterior motives. The simp often tries to humiliate himself and other men with his behaviour in order to boost women's confidence and feeling of self-worth. His acts of subservience are dangerous and ,in essence, selfish because they perpetuate a false and harmful image of relationship dynamics for inexperienced men for his own egotistical purposes. Simps have deeply disturbed personalities, have no respectable male role models in their lives and often were victims of domestic abuse by their mothers and school bullying as a result of their ultimate lack of boundary awareness (which is taught by fathers in traditional family upbringing). Therefore, in order to receive validation as an adult, they will repete the submission they performed to their mother in the context of the relationships with female friends/female colleagues/girlfriends/wives/random women. Of course, they do not receive the coveted validation in exchange, because such behaviour could only attract the same narcissists and abusers like those in his childhood, who discard him once they get what they wanted.
I am not a simp, I just think we have to treat women better than we treat ourselves.
Yes, I love strong women with high standards who aren't afraid to get angry when I don't satisfy their needs, that does not make me a simp.
Yes, I love strong women with high standards who aren't afraid to get angry when I don't satisfy their needs, that does not make me a simp.
by Lieutenant_Gruber June 2, 2021