Salty

Low on water; an organism that is dehydrated and therefore exhibiting agitated, irritated behavior. An increase in sodium affecting equilibrium due to the lack of water.

She was unusually salty when she replied, “Really?” after the waves had doused her new haircut.

by Salty O’ Day July 4, 2018

Salty tiara

When you are in the middle of cumming and wipe the jizz all over the partner's forehead.

I just had the best orgasm ever! Look at her salty tiara sparkle in the noon day sun.

by DrippyDrop July 22, 2018

Salty

Sensitive

George is so salty when you talk about personal things with him

by Camibjapa August 1, 2018

Salty Session

The act of spreading your naked sweaty body on the body of another participant, in which you are sure to injest the others liquids. Commonly done at the same time as a 69, so you receive extra flavor.

Yo bro that salty session was lit as fuck! full send!

by Mr. SweatMaster August 26, 2018

Salty

Being so butthurt about something you are seething

Emily was so salty about having the frisbee stolen from her

by JeffAl September 8, 2018

Salty

A person who has obviously had WAY to much salt on their eggs this morning.

Example:
(me) What u doing
(Blake) WTF U DOIN. U ASK 2 MANY QUESTINS
(me) how much salt did you have this morning
(Blake) I HAS WHOLE BOX OF SALT CUZ IT TASTE GOOD. NOW GO WAY U COW
(me) you salty kid

by Kawaii_Kitty967 September 25, 2018

Salty bib

When a man with a beard gets it covered in semen. Much like a baby's bib. But it's a beard. Covered with salty man juice.

How was your night?

Good, got a salty bib.
Fair doos.

by SplangFan September 29, 2018