Reverse Owned

When you try to own someone but end up owning yourself in the process.

Dude 1 - "Aww dang it, I just got Reverse Owned."
Dude 2 - "Whats a reverse own?"
Dude 1- "its when you try to own somebody but end up getting owned."
Dude2 - "Oh thats gay, you must be a noob"

by Dglasco16 May 19, 2010

Reverse Goose

Take a dump sitting on the toilet backwards

I had to take a dump so bad I ran into the bathroom and sat right on the toilet, didn't even have time to turn around.
What a great Reverse Goose!

by score1x October 31, 2011

Reverse-hayleyosis

A phenomenon where a person's facebook leads to underestimation of said person's looks, normally through the use of poor photos. Opposite to Hayleyosis.

"Hey do you think Tom's hot?"
*Checks facebook*

"He's alright, not great I suppose"
"He doesn't take a great photo, but i promise he's hot! He's got reverse-hayleyosis!"

by Anonymous at Warwick February 11, 2015

Reverse yamuke

A perfectly round circle of baldness on ones head. See also: Baldesac, and Horseshoe.

Poor Jon J. is bringing back the reverse yamuke.

by KuroiShi January 3, 2009

Reverse Rodeo

If your girlfriend rides your man meat - tell her that her sister's tits look and feel better. Then try to get her off you as she sits on you and smacks your face with both hands

My girlfriend is riding my joystick nicely, out of the blue I tell her that her sister's tits look much better and feel nicer too. She starts pounding my face with 2 fists at once. I try with all my might to get her off me. I end up with 2 blue eyes but I did the reverse rodeo.

by EBG2025 January 25, 2025

Reverse Pedo

A person that would date/hook up with an older person.

P1 - "Omg! Did you hear that Maya hooked up with Mr. Lesling yesterday?"
P2 - "Omg I didn't know, she's a reverse pedo...

by zelmn December 16, 2020

Reverse Bernie Sanders

Sex act consisting of very aggresive fingering.

Marie and I did the reverse Bernie Sanders last night

by JohnnyTriggerWarning March 12, 2017