Bajo Nuevo Bank Mucus Sauce

why would you do this
DO NOT EAT THIS
THIS IS A PARODY

Bajo Nuevo Bank Mucus Sauce
Ingredients; Splenda, Mucus, Water, Corn Starch
Step 1; Put the mucus in the bowl
Step 2; Put in intoxicating amounts of Splenda
Step 3; Pour in MASSIVE amounts of water (not enough to drown out the terrible taste
Step 4; Put in corn starch
Step 5; convert it into a paste

by fortcraft moment February 24, 2025

Two sauces long

WUT DA CAT DOIN

Month 1: two sauces long

Month 4: three sauces long
One year: five sauces long

Three years: seven sauces long

by Cacaman123 July 7, 2023

edge sauce

The sauce that is held in before the orgasm

Dude, my edge sauce last night hit the ceiling

by Edge sauce Carmichael February 7, 2024

Awesome Sauce

Sauce that is awesome or awesome that is sauce yaya!

Charles: Oh my this sandwich needs a dressing!
CJ: U gotta tri dat bangin awesome sauce on dat sarni init bled cause it make it well peng.
Charles: Goodness me that awesome sauce is most satisfactory. But I do not tolerate your use of language young fellow.

by GrannyTron2000 May 24, 2014

Sun Sauce

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“Scott why are you making that face?”
Scott: “These snacks taste like Sun sauce”

by TuckFlanders August 5, 2021

secret sauce

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A: i think the secret sauce isn't safe for any food out there
B: yeah, the secret sauce isn't a sauce at all

by Nail0808 April 7, 2025

skin sauce

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Person 1: “This is the softest and smoothest burger i’ve ever had! What’s in it?”
Person 2: “That would be skin sauce. It forces your mouth to water because it’s moisturising it!”

by Dani Jacobs August 4, 2019