new jersey 

The armpit of America.

Sure it has great malls, some pretty nasty but still fun beaches, and you don't ever have to pump your own gas (because to do so would be illegal). But it still smells, needless to say. And Jersey girls are like the stereotypical Long Islander..

"Why do you smell like rotten eggs?"
"I just got back from New Jersey."

new jersey by HeyLeigh May 7, 2005

New Jersey 

One of the most polluted states in the United States, although it does have some nice parts (but what state doesn't?).

Imagine any other state in the Northeast US, with everyday things like suburbs, shopping centers, parking lots, wooded areas here and there, highways, businesses, schools, etc., but with all of these things cramped together in a space 50% smaller than they should be, and it gets bigger every year. And then they say "Hey, development creates jobs! Do you have a problem with jobs being created? huh? huh?" Great.

New Jersey is like one big orgy of feces and urine, with some air freshener thrown in to make up for the sick part, especially on the weekends.

New Jersey by Chuck December 7, 2003

new jersey 

NJ is a real wasteland, and a disappointing state that can be pretty boring but you could do a lot worse as far as boring i.e. Idaho, North and South Dakota, Iowa, Ohio, Indiana, Oklahoma, Alabama etc.

NJ is just barely tolerable.

Almost everyone has lived in NJ at some point in their life, but you wouldn't know because no one dares admit it. the only ones who seem to be proud of this state are Bon Jovi and Springstein, still trying to figure out why.

new jersey by clyde June 4, 2004

new york minute 

a time from when the light turns green, to when the person behind you honks the shizzle out of you

daaaaaaamn.......that light went by in a new york minute dawg!!!

new york minute by g meister December 10, 2003

new beat 

A hybrid of techno and house music mainly coming out of Belgium or the Netherlands in the late 1980's. The beats per minute were slower than techno/house, but faster than hiphop.

The Lords of Acid played a few of their older New Beat tracks, at the party.

new beat by Jack Batemaster January 8, 2006

New Jersey 

When the shitbox of a state New York flushes the toilet the excrement is sent down the pipe and straight to the taps of those in New Jersey. Drinking such contaminated water leads to rampant retardation outbreaks and arrogant attitudes common to the idiots who live in New York. New Jersey is New York's sewer. Every summer this state is flooded by retards from New York who fuck on the beach and discard their used condoms in the ocean.

When I went to the Jersey shore i got a case of herpigonnasiphylaids from the sand thanks to those New York assholes who think New Jersey is a fuck box.

New Jersey by Phukstick May 1, 2011

New Found Glory 

A band that started a new form of music called EASY CORE( look up easy core)

Easycore music sucks

New Found Glory by sctso May 8, 2003