New Years ballbust

As soon as the new year begins kick a guy in the nuts as hard as you can and yell “Happy new year”

Are you ready for a New Years ballbust when the ball drops?

by Ballbusting enthusiast June 27, 2022

New York sober

When an individual doesn’t drink, but uses cocaine.

A: Why does Nick keep jingling his keys and going to the bathroom every 20 minutes?

B: Oh, he’s New York sober now.

by Bobbymcfartface69 September 16, 2022

New Mexico chimichanga

When you soak your girlfriends pad inside her period Gonorrhea seamen infested roast beef vagina remove it deep fry it for 4 minutes and enjoy with the world famous Allsup’s taco sauce .

I would definitely New Mexico chimichanga your girlfriend.

by Mrhoodies13 October 6, 2022

University of New Brunswick

The University of New Brunswick (UNB) is a public university with two primary campuses in Fredericton and Saint John, New Brunswick. Famous students include the whole cast of the hit NBC show Friends (very funny might I add). UNB is most known for their ability to be severely overpriced and yet equally underwhelming.

What can you expect from a University filled with people from New Brunswick though. Number 1 employer for UNB grads is the governments unemployment benefits. Which employs 72% of New Brunswick's population.

employer: Where did you get your education?
me: The University of New Brunswick
employer: I would've preferred if you had only gone to high school

by penisadult November 16, 2021

turn a new nug

A cool phrase for marijuana users to say when trying to anger middle aged white women, especially Karens, who are against it.

Turning a new nug (nugget/nougat) to the fresher side when the top side is charred.

Chad: Sorry, I’ll try and turn a new nug- uh, leaf.
Karen: This is outrageous, I’m calling the police right now!
Chad: No ma’am, this is actually a chunk of cannabis leaves.

by smObRT July 25, 2021

New Milford, NJ

New Milford, NJ is a tiny Town with a million residents in Bergen County, NJ. We could have been a nice town like our neighbors but our genius fore fathers head the great fore sight to sell off 1/4 of our town's land to a low life slum lord. This place is called Brookchester Apartments. Also, we sold off three schools only to have to add on to the three schools we had left. Yet another genius move by previous administrations.
Flanked by even dumpier towns and also nicer towns on the other side of the Hackensack River.

I'm from New Milford, NJ.
Oh, wow thats far, like up by Rt. 23?
No, not WEST Milford, the other, shittier one.

by jursylegnd May 14, 2008

new jersey meathook

A slight curvature of the index finger inserted into the anal cavity of your love companion.

Is that dirt underneath your fingernail, or have you been new jersey meathooking in the east coast?

by Mike Barbary May 30, 2006