Your hot mom

Your mom who which is found attractive to one or more people.

Your hot mom has got it going on~!

by Jasminexxxx April 16, 2022

psuedo step mom

A woman who is smart enough not to get married again, but still takes her partners children under her wing and treats them like her own, giving support both financially and emotionally. She cooks dinners, does laundry, cleans and even car pools. She typically gets no respect from the children until they are adults, but because of her love for her partner, she sees the importance of stepping up, even though she is not a step mom.

"Is that woman who does so much for you your step mom?"
"No, she's not married to my dad. She is my psuedo step mom."

by Woman of the year March 12, 2014

soccer-mom hole

The moist feeling from a butthole after a good poop. No matter how many showers you take, it's still wet, like a soccer-mom watching Magic Mike for the first time. Soccer-mom hole may or may not sting/burn.

"Bro, I took the biggest poop yesterday. It's been 16 hours and I still got the soccer-mom hole."

by PunkAaron January 19, 2014

Best mom ever

Tina Thompson… My mom. She is the best no arguments here! She is an amazing mother of 5 and has 4 grandkids she loves to the moon and back she is smart and kind and loving and I couldn’t be luckier to have her she is funny and she lights up a room with just her smile she’d do anything for anyone she is the kindest most amazing person in the world but as soon as you mess with one of her babies she’ll go all mama bear on you and she tear your head off if you mess with her mini collection or her precious moments trust me I’ve seen it first hand lol I couldn’t imagine my life without her and I can’t wait to give her everything she deserves she is the best thing in my life and I hope she has the best Mother’s Day ever I love you so much! Sincerely your favorite -Kayleigh

Best mom ever

by Kaymca May 8, 2022

ur mom gay

The most destructive verbal attack known to man. This can only be defected if you said "no u" which then the other must commit scooter ankle.

Tim: ur mom gay
Bob: (turns around with smirk on face) no u
Tim: *dies by scooter ankle

by Mac Aroni N'Cheese A.K.A. Jeff August 1, 2019

Part time mom

A person who puts half of their effort into any situation regarding a child, pet, plant, etc.

She was watching her favorite show when she realized her kid was peeing in a potted plant. She pulled a part time mom.

by PTMC May 8, 2020

Best. Mom. EVER

Best. Mom. EVER is Jessica. Jessica has seven kids and is an awesome cook. She calls herself a mess, but she's actually rocking everything she is. If you see a Best. Mom. EVER, know that's one amazing woman(and mom of course).

Jimmy Neutron: Wow, Jessica can really cook. Woah, one...two...three...four...five...six...seven- holy! Seven kids! She is rocking it. YAS QUEEN!
Miranda Lambert: Yee yee, indeed. She is one Best. Mom. EVER

by TheFavoriteOfSeven December 22, 2020