the merc

Noun/placename.

Shortened form of the Mercury Cafe in Denver. Used mostly by those who go there.

You going to tango at the merc tonight?

by frank carter June 18, 2006

fantasy merc

n. someone with no discernible sports allegiances other than those scattered individuals that make up their fantasy team.

How is this guy a sports fan? He's rooting for guys on both teams?
He's clearly a fantasy merc.

by tom hum April 18, 2010

Douchebag March

Synonym to Mustache March. The month in which douchebags grow only a mustache to prove nothing. February 28th is the last day for a clean shaven upper lip and March 15th is the last day you can have any facial hair besides your 'stache.

Teacher 1: "What is wrong with all these kids? They look like freaks."

Teacher 2: "Its Douchebag March! What'd you expect?"

by Sweetness1024 March 19, 2011

Opera March

The march of a group of party guests to answer a person who made a ridiculous and offensive comment.

Chris wanted to do something irrational so they made an Opera March.

by silverseal September 18, 2011

slut march

Synonym for walk of shame

I saw Kayla doing a slut march Saturday morning.

by vailskibum June 20, 2016

Luch March

A Mexican guy that is known for sleeping with any thing that moves. He is characterized by a pedo styled smirk and a voice that can lure any women into his magical crib. The only way to scare off a Luch March is if you put him around crowds, therefore rendering his technique useless.

Lorenzo: "Hey, did you saw Luch March talking to your wife over there?"
Andros: "Dang, bring everyone around him, he will eventually be creeped out by crowds..."

by Phantom Kaiser July 14, 2016

Luch March

A Mexican guy that is known for sleeping with any thing that moves. He is characterized by a pedo styled smirk and a voice that can lure any women into his magical crib. The only way to scare off a Luch March is if you put him around crowds, therefore rendering his technique useless.

Lorenzo: "Hey, did you saw Luch March talking to your wife over there?"
Andros: "Dang, bring everyone around him, he will eventually be creeped out by crowds..."

by Phantom Kaiser July 14, 2016