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fuck himself straight 

the stage between thinking you are gay and admitting it to yourself.

happens often with gay guys, they will have sex with a lot of girls to try to turn themselves straight.

it usually doesn't work. after this, they realize they can't change it and begin to accept it.
person 1: "jason had sex with so many girls.. i didn't know he was gay."
person 2: "yeah, he tried to fuck himself straight. didn't work, though."
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Fuck me I'm so bored 

Sentence usually used when one is bored and randomly types "Fuck me I'm so bored" in on Google. He/She/It usually has no idea what to do, and this will not help.
"I don't know what to do.. Fuck me I'm so bored"
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fuck-abuser 

a person who adds any word with "fuck" because they know it will be added to urban dictionary.

a person who uses the word fuck as a compound word with a totally irrelevent word. (ex. fuck-dog)
John is a fuck-abuser, he added another 6 fuck words.
Dave is a fuck abuser, he uses fuck with every other word.
fuck-abuser by Nick_o December 18, 2005

fuck gravy 

syn. goo stew

a hot mixture of bodily secretions including but not limited to: saliva, semen, and vaginal secretions...
"After the orgy Stevey and Joe had to have the goo stew steam cleaned out of their mattress"

"I had some fuck gravy left on my scrotum and Kassie licked it off. That girl is fucking wild."
fuck gravy by birthmarks December 28, 2007

fuck yo block 

When someone is on your block and they want to screw you and your crew up and you cannot stand them or where they live, you tell them to go FUCK YO BLOCK NIGA!
" you think yer hot shit er somethin? wanna fight?"
" man niga FUCK YO BLOCK!"
With the hand movements bending your knees and waveing your right hand up and down fast.
fuck yo block by Koukla_Babe December 19, 2008

Fuck Worthy 

A person who is borderline attractive or ugly, yet is considered to good enough to have sex with.
A person who is backward and shy but one suspects that
there is an underlying, untapped, hidden wild nature in waiting.
After enough beers, by 3am most of the chicks left start to look fuck worthy.
Wendy in our office seem shy and reserved, but I bet she is a fuck worthy maniac in bed.
Fuck Worthy by badwsky October 3, 2009

Fuck Wank 

A person who cannot be described solely as a fucker or a wanker and instead is referred to as a fuck wank.
Matthew Baird is a fuck wank.
Fuck Wank by Oxford warrior August 26, 2011