mexican dump cake

When a toilet is clogged with poop and toilet paper, but people keep using it and adding to the poop clog untill it fills the bowl.

What's wrong, Billy? I thought you were going to use the bathroom?

Billy: Well, golly I was, but there's already a big 'ol Mexican dump cake in the toilet.

by EpicP May 17, 2018

Chocolate lava cake

When you're doing anal and you get shit on your dick but still nut.

I pulled a chocolate lava cake last night on my girl.

by Bdogg117 February 5, 2018

Fingered The 7up Cake

When you’re scanning groceries at Aldi and someone hands you a 7up cake, the slid slips off, and you dip your hand in the cum covered cake.

Damn, man, I fingered the 7up cake at work again today.

by 7upcake February 8, 2021

The Dirty Chocolate Cake

When you eat your gf ass and she forgot to wipe.

Friend 1: Mate I was eating my gf ass and it had pooh in it
Friend 2: AH mate you ate the dirty chocolate cake

by Dark Chocolat April 22, 2021

Chocolate pound cake

When you're fucking a girl in the ass that has a yeast infection and you pull it out and cum in her pussy

So your girl gave you some chocolate pound cake last night !!!!!

by FuQ2Bitch April 24, 2021

Carolina Crab Cake

Originating from the shores of North Carolina, a Carolina Crab Cake is the act of ejaculating onto a sexual partners' stomach while they're laying down, and then allowing the semen to pool into their belly button and harden into a cake. The cake is then removed from the belly button and eaten.

Person 1: "Me and my family are gonna go out for some Carolina Crab Cakes tonight for dinner."
Person 2: "Your family is repulsive."

by TheSteamroller May 3, 2021

jamaican black cake

Jamaican black cake is a dense rich cake made by Chef Sweet T at jamaicanblackcakes.com Raisins Cherries, citrus peel and plums are soaked in super strong rum and sweet red wine for up to a year. Then they are blended and added to cake batter and baked slowly till they are perfectly cooked and extremely moist ( more rum is added after it is baked). Add some delicious royal icing to the top and enjoy at special events like Weddings and Holidays. Sweet T's black cake recipe is the best available! Order online and get fast delivery to anywhere in the U.S.A

Sweet T's Jamaican black cakes are Authentic, Moist and Delicious!

by Avorey Taylor September 11, 2013