alex

alex means either midget or mexican

alex is a dodgey little border hopper

by TheOneWhoCBAWithLifeNoMore February 3, 2024

Alex G

some silly 30 something year old who makes bomb music!

Tough fella who strictly listens to rap: Alex G is so overrated he’s so ass
Person who has good music taste: This is why I’m fucking your mom

by Dickrider666 February 6, 2024

Alex

Alex

Alex: A lad who like to cum everywhere especially on the walls and in lasses hair and makes her clean it up

by Wigglerisbae February 8, 2024

Alex

A kid who dick rides jv football and band. 5’6 who wears the same north face outfits on repeat. if you ever see an alex, trip him, i would suggest spitting on him but he def likes that. make sure your bestfriends ugly bc he’ll most definitely get with them.

i just got dumped by Alex!?

“oh no that’s tragic”
bitch no tf it isn’t

by iloveborderbunnies!! October 11, 2023

Alex

Alex

Alex. Last white man to be speared by an aboriginal - North Queensland

by Trio, Bestie 1 October 13, 2023

Alex

Alex is a beautiful man. I love watching him play soccer as his gyat jiggles around up down and around (and side to side).
He is loved by everyone even though he smells like dead fish. When Alex bends over I can't help myself but approach it with my hands out and drooling. He's asking for it, so I give it a good rub.

I need Alex's gyat!!!!

by katya__ October 16, 2023

Alex Zhang

Mister mysterious. Owns 3 cats. Of which there is one orange cat who often is found stuck in nearby trees. Part of the sigma six and the savage seven, often affiliated with the nigga nine. Absolutely savage and all his cats are scared shitless of his presence. Absolutely.

Person 1: Hello
Alex Zhang: Baaaabababaaa
Person 1: Shut up please. Alex zhang.
Alex Zhang: Do not speak with such distaste in the presence of a nigga nine member.

Person 1: ..

by hardhitter1992 October 16, 2023