slap of the old relic

Irish expression, to engage in sexual intercourse involving a penis
Often used in the context of a reluctant female, cold to amorous advances. A priggish person who could use a slap of the aforementioned object to lighten them up
The old relic is often rendered as the "ould relic"

"Shes kind of stuck up"
"ah nothing that a slap of the old relic wouldnt cure"

by yatenga December 15, 2011

slap your flaps

female masturbation

Hey mom, last night I slapped my flaps!
Mom? Do you slap your flaps?

by Frankie Friction January 24, 2018

canadian cock slap

When you dip your dick in maple syrup and cock slap a girl so it sticks to her cheek.

Did you hear Dan banged Madison in the Denny's bathroom and have her the ol Canadian cock slap?

by Jrocknowwhatimsayn August 17, 2016

slap a ranga day

Slap a ranga day is the best of them all. Hit as many rangas as you can on november 13.

Me: hey did you hear what today is?
Ranga: no what is it
Me: slap a ranga day!
*hit ranga friend*

by share the awareness November 12, 2019

Slap Dick December

December is the month where you apply your hands in a slapping action to any penis (male or female) you may encounter.

Terry: “do you have a dick”
Todd: “yeah?”
Terry: *slaps Todd’s dick*
Todd: “Why’d you do that?”
Terry: “It’s slap dick December”

by Dicksucker96 October 18, 2019

slap the tip on camera

Slapping the tip on camera is the act of tapping your penis against a camera lens, usually a phone lens.

Person A: "Bro, you should totally slap the tip on camera right now."

Person B: "What?"

Person A: "What?"

by Zylenus October 27, 2022

nuclear cock slap

To hit someone so hard in the face with your dick it blows everything up in a two mile radius

She wanted rough sex so I did the nuclear cock slap

by One_of_none69 December 5, 2016