Jewish organ knuckle pumper

The act of fisting ones rectum and rearranging their guts to look like the Star of David.

My boyfriend said he would give me a Jewish organ knuckle pumper, now I’m crippled beyond belief and he’s serving 10 to 12.

by SomeItalian November 8, 2023

Take me to the pumpkin patch

When you are trying to have sex with a girl or guy with a big (pumpkin) butt and your penis is too small so you rub your “pumpkin stem” in their butt cheeks to create friction to get off.

Things got weird. She took me to the pumpkin patch.

We went to the pumpkin patch last night

She said take me to the pumpkin patch and I came in her cheeks.

by DJMAA November 17, 2023

Puerto Rican Pussy Pump

When a Hispanic chick queef blasts cocaine right to your dome during oral sex

Person 1: Yeah man I had a bag of blow and went down on that fine ass latina with the phat ass and she hit me with that Puerto Rican Pussy Pump
Person 2: Gang shit bruh

by Jim Bob the high February 14, 2024

Johnny 2 pump

the act of pre mature ejaculation within 2 strokes or less

Jeremey:“yo, how was it with that girl last?”

Ryan: “I gave her the ole Johnny 2 pumped then made her call an Uber”

by [e-mail] March 18, 2024

Full Boxed 200 pump

When you box a person, and pull out your shotgun, and give them the big 200 pump.

Bro you will not believe what happened last night, I met this girl, I full boxed 200 pumped her

by tonyan March 30, 2024

Dump N’ Pump

When you’re taking a shit and use the time to jack off as well

“Dude, I had a Dump N’ Pump yesterday and i think i nutted like one full shot glass of cum

by wordington_thug June 5, 2024

The Four Limb Jungle Pumper

An obscure sex move where a group of at least five people are positioned such that both hands and feet of a single person (typically the "Dom." or "Top") are each inside a different member of the party; making this person the "Four Limb Jungle Pumper."

Mike: "Yo Nick, sorry about flaking,

what did you and the guys get up to last Saturday?"
Nick: "We got together and performed 'The Four Limb Jungle Pumper!'

It was really exciting because I got to be the Pumper, and all the other guys loved the way I did it too!"
Mike: "Wow Nick! That sure sounds like fun, you'll have to let me know about the next time you guys get together to perform 'The Four Limb Jungle Pumper'!"

by The California Penis Meister June 11, 2024