Potato

An overdramatic hoe <3
Is married to bee <3
Is very fucking fruity <3

#stantwice
#Bee’s ex can die <3 XOXO

Really short for what 🙄

Potato is such a hoe!

by HottieThotties May 8, 2023

potato sandwich

A placeholder: A noun for whenever you can't think of anything to say.
or
Something a bearded man says when all hope is lost and it's well passed 4am.

CLICK ON THE POTATO SANDWICH

by Tyrusnnao January 23, 2018

potato crumbs

when a bag of potato chips are crunched or beaten until there are no chips, only crumbs.

Mom: Im going to the store do you want anything
Son: Can you get me some potato crumbs
Mom: Those are too expensive
Son: Then just get some potato chips and crunch them up

by andy026 October 9, 2008

Pocket Potato

an otherwise couch potato that can be coaxed out into the world but requires it be carried, catered to and coddled in a safe warm environment or theyre not going.

"No i don't wanna go....oh you have seat warmers and snacks? okay i guess ill go but I'm feelin pocket potato-y today"

by bynnossaid January 7, 2024

blouse potatoes

boobs

boobs are often called blouse potatoes in new england

by miranda430 July 19, 2009

potato

A potato is very nice and sweet. A potato can also be mean and obnoxious. I can't decide.

"Look at that potato!"
"OMG she's such a potato"

by PotatoGoddess123 June 4, 2018

Potato Pussy Pocket

A hill made of kitten.

Etymology:

Potato -> potus, Old German meaning pile
Pussy -> puss, Middle English meaning domestic cat
Pocket-> poku, Aramaic meaning filled (with)

Well we lost the litter and threw all that kitten in the potato pussy pocket.

by squirrelbouquet April 26, 2021