Muffiness 

Acting in the manner or like a muffin

That girl has a muffiness about her

Muffiness by BUCdLO January 23, 2010

Muffiniscus 

1. an addict to muffins
2. a disease from eating too much muffins

1. She is the only muffiniscus in our town.
2. My friend got muffiniscus last week.

Muffiniscus by muffinworld March 7, 2010

muffins whip 

to mercilessly beat some one with a males muffin top and upper penal area

Wow look at that guy beat his wife with his muffins whip

muffins whip by bob teats April 7, 2010

Muffintoop 

The fat cousin of the Muffintop; a common troll word

OMG you're such a muffintoop!

Muffintoop by Mike Gaydar May 25, 2010

Muffinitis 

Rare disease that causes mild to severe retardation, confusion of foods futher research is needed but is not known to be contagious. No deaths have been recorded

Shes got muffinitis because she bought apples when she was asked to bring onions

Muffinitis by christobal_de_florida August 3, 2010

muffinbuncle 

Just after a session of smoking in the closet, the act of cuddling with another man that was also in that very closet.

Just got done in the closet, wanna muffinbuncle with me Josh? :)

muffinbuncle by Aaron Favre February 20, 2011

Muffinhopping 

The process of pulling down your pants on the side of a road and hopping across on your ass

Yo dawg, wanna go muffinhopping today and fuck up traffic?

Muffinhopping by the muffinhopper March 26, 2011