Mr. Sweet

Dudes named Jesse are most commonly named Mr Sweet

Is that Jesse or Mr. Sweet? Either way, he is a gem.

by Hellodali December 26, 2021

Mr. Kim

A sexist, crazy, Korean teacher that lives in Canada and teaches English, terribly. He likes girls that are 30 years younger than him and stares at them in front of everyone for at least a minute. He enjoys the suffering of the students he teaches If you have Mr. Kim, hope he doesn't cause you to hate English even more.

"Hey isn't that Mr. Kim?"
"Yeah"
"RUN"

by when the fard March 8, 2022

Mrs Cook

Fucking twat RS jesus that loves sex bcos she is a slut

Mrs Cook: JESUS GO DEEPER UNG YEAH DADDY

by Meek9 March 22, 2022

Mr. Beans

The most unfunny human being on earth with the worst come backs. Also known as Lesley.

Shut the fuck Mr. Beans no one thinks your funny.

by GuyWhoWorksatDenny January 26, 2022

Mr. Rogers

Boomerang, Zoomerang, Doomerang ... Up!

Be my neighbor

Looking back. . .child
And now I realize. . .fucker
How much you really loved him. . .child
This child's mind you hypnotized. . .fucker

You came to him. . .child
You really didn't know your lies. . .fucker
Now, his innocence gone. . .child
I'm that child you terrorized. . .fucker

This fucking thing that I know, it came to me from you
This fucking hate that I feel, because of you
My childhood is gone, because I loved you
My childhood is gone, because I loved you

Be my neighbor
Be my neighbor
My neighbor

But Fred, you told me everybody was my neighbor
They took advantage of me and then they took their turns hating me
I wish I wouldn't have ever watched you, I really mean it
My childhood, a failure
What a fuckin’ neighbor

But Fred, you told me everybody was my neighbor
They took advantage of me and then they took their turns hating me
I wish I wouldn't have ever watched you, I really mean it
My childhood, a failure
What a fuckin’ neighbor

I hate you, I will too
I hate you, I will too
I hate you, I will too
I hate you!
I hate you!

Be my neighbor
Be my neighbor

(Be my neighbor)
This fucking hate that I feel!
This fucking thing that I feel!
My childhood is gone!
My childhood is gone!

This fucking hate that I feel!
This fucking thing that I feel!
My childhood is gone!
My childhood is gone!

I will too
I will too
I will too
I will too
I will too
I will too
I will too
I will too
I will too

Mr. Rogers

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker February 19, 2021

mr corners

Landon Stetts

@Mr Corners is the best man ever, and so is his sister, Mrs. Corners!”

by Mr Cornersss April 7, 2021

Mr. Perennial

A Plant Man, Mr Perennial explores the natural world, and collects seeds on the way. Also known as Eddie, Mr. Perennial grows and distributes plants and plant merchandise from his home area in Toledo, OH.

"Where do you buy your flowers from?"
"Oh, I buy them from Mr. Perennial in Toledo!"

by MrPerennialFan April 15, 2021