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Tectonic Meat Slippage 

When too many items on a sandwich such as tomatoes, lettuce and mayo cause the meat to slide off the sandwich resulting in total sandwich destruction.
Todd bites into his sandwich, the meat falls out the back and the remainder of the sandwich crumbles in his hands.

Frank-"Woah! tectonic meat slippage. Better get a fork, Todd"
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tweak meat 

the act of 69-ing a transexual while under the influence of crystal meth
man 1: hey man, what happened last night?
man 2: you smoked your weight in meth then tweak meated some tranny hobo
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Luncheon Meat Curry 

Well the taps don't work and the neighbors smell like cheese. It's a bit of a luncheon meat curry.

hollow meat 

John: "So what you are saying is that you only play a guitar because of women?"
Peter: "Nope. I just do it for their hollow meat."
hollow meat by Svetlan June 18, 2013

Seat meat 

Another way of referring to the ass.
Honey, instead of the usual vaginal play this evening, I would like to break one off in your seat meat.
Seat meat by Clint Fu March 27, 2016

420 meat suck 

When you just kickin' it with yo girl and you finish yo blunt and she sucks you.

Or when you get a bj at 4:20
Yo my girl gave me the best 420 meat suck of my life yesterday.
420 meat suck by Cashin November 16, 2016

Loose Meat Disease 

A disease where one's ass hole has been shredded heavily, causing small chunks of asshole meat to dangle from the exterior rim, often times hanging by a thread. This horrific disease is developed from frequent secretions of gas, hence the term "Ripping Ass."
Helen Keller most likely developed Loose Meat Disease, as she frequently ripped ass not giving a fuck about her surroundings.
Loose Meat Disease by Shenk44 January 10, 2018