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Ghost Rider

When you take a shit (particularly a solid one) and post wipe you notice no anal residue left behind on the toilet paper. This happening is synonymous with possessing a “golden butthole” if it has happened more than 5 times in a year. Congratulations are in order for anyone who successfully attains a Ghost Rider.
My uncle Rusty took the longest shit last night in my bathroom, I was upset at the smell until he showed me his Ghost Rider! I can’t believe that dump left his asshole clean as a whistle, Rusty is a true American hero.
by mangegroup March 1, 2019
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Ghosting Hour

Disappearance of someone. Conversation Dead.
When someone is talking to you, you don't hear from them forever. "Ghosting hour"
by GraphicDemon September 16, 2019
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Ghost Rat

A sexual position popularized by youtuber Lyle Wrath involving using your finger to dart in and out of your lovers orifices
I did a ghost rat on tanya last night. She said "thats hot babe"
by bractsnatck October 2, 2020
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Ghost Dog

This Ghost Dog sure loves watching Dragonball Z and eating Ramen all the time!
by Abraham Autumnwood October 7, 2024
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Crispy ghost

When a man wipes the end of his dick off after cumming with a Kleenex and it dries standing up looking like a ghost.
Oh man, you have a whole graveyard of crispy ghosts by your bed!
by Squeeler5000 May 31, 2025
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ghost drinker

someone that doesn't need to drink a lot to get drunk at a party; someone who drinks so little that by looking at the bottle, no one can tell they got drunk off of it; 2 or 3 shots and they're out
Brian: Hey did you see Janice at the party last night, she was plastered
Vince: Yeah and she only took a couple shots
Brian: HAHHA she's a ghost drinker
by murrmaid99 April 16, 2017
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Cord Ghost

Noun: An invisible entity that tangles, ties, and knots wired items to themselves or other nearby cords when owner is not looking or not around, it exists only to annoy and frustrate its victims.
Common haunts include, but are not limited to; headphones, extension cords, surge protector plugins, or any wired items dwelling near computers or television sets.

Said to be related to the Hose Kinking Phantom
*Tug*Tug*
..Why are my headphones so short..
*Tug*
..They're tied to my keyboard cord!

DAMNN YOU CORD GHOST!!!
by JayWalk45 April 10, 2010
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