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penis rabbit 

A rather large rabbit with various penis features.
The Penis Rabbit spends most of its time in the middle of grassy african meadows and sucking various 'penis looking things', in their burrows.
The penis rabbit is aprox. 5 inches tall and 7 inches wide.
They tend to eat on foods such as Penis's, cocks, balls, bellends and shafts.
It is very rare to find a vegitarian penis rabbit since these nibble on pubes from the pandagoth, which is located in places such as the USA, Canada, Mexico and the north/south poll since the climates are too hot or too cold for them to survive.

Penis rabbits are found in tree houses in the middle of gassy african meddows.
"Oh my jimmy, you have a penis rabbit nibbling on your 'shaft'"
"Oh - So I do! What a tingling sensation!"
penis rabbit by Sean and Lora January 19, 2008
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penis poker

A game played mostly in Norwich but also catching on in certain areas of France. Two faggots compete to see who can end up with the best array of cock merchandise....one change allowed. Winning hands might include a full louse, a hot flush etc. Also known as prick poker in some dialects.
James wasn't happy with Josh's dealing when they played penis poker.
penis poker by rampagus_maximus November 1, 2003

penis fudge 

the gooey stuff that forms around the head of the penis after having sex multiple times and not showering afterwards.
eric you have so much penis fudge from all that sex
penis fudge by patrick wellin March 26, 2005

penis purse 

a women's vagina, a guy slips his "jewels" into the purse
he puts his penis inside the penis purse
penis purse by Gaylen March 22, 2007

Penis peddler 

Someone who sells penis' on the corner of busy streets.
I was talking to the penis peddler down the street and he said fat dongs are going two for one!!
Penis peddler by AshleyLauren November 30, 2005

penis sniffer 

A term of insult to claim that someone sniffs penises. Better used towards males.
"John you're such a freaking penis sniffer!"
penis sniffer by dei June 18, 2006

Penis Choker 

Penis Choker by Holly May 13, 2005