The moist feeling from a butthole after a good poop. No matter how many showers you take, it's still wet, like a soccer-mom watching Magic Mike for the first time. Soccer-mom hole may or may not sting/burn.
by PunkAaron January 19, 2014
Get the soccer-mom hole mug.A woman who is smart enough not to get married again, but still takes her partners children under her wing and treats them like her own, giving support both financially and emotionally. She cooks dinners, does laundry, cleans and even car pools. She typically gets no respect from the children until they are adults, but because of her love for her partner, she sees the importance of stepping up, even though she is not a step mom.
"Is that woman who does so much for you your step mom?"
"No, she's not married to my dad. She is my psuedo step mom."
"No, she's not married to my dad. She is my psuedo step mom."
by Woman of the year March 12, 2014
Get the psuedo step mom mug.This is a phrase usually paired with "dese nuts." It is like saying your mom, but has a twist, ketamine. Ketamine is a disassociative. When paired with your mom, there is a never ending amount of fun. She will just be laying there, dissassociated, while you go to pound town with dese nuts.
by NastyDelicious May 26, 2014
Get the Ket your mom mug.I got white mom wasted that time while getting rocky mountain high and polishing off that bottle of wine on vacation in Colorado.
by billiedeux April 12, 2015
Get the white mom wasted mug.Threatening to smack some common sense into someone doing something foolishly dangerous. Usually threatened by a parent to a teenager. Referring to the mother during the Baltimore riots who was filmed chasing her son and smacking him because he was throwing rocks at the police.
by Mamdfm May 1, 2015
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(usually said with a nibba accent. Best effects when accompanied with a creepy smile.)
synonyms
YOUR mom's house
Yo MAMA'S house
Yo mom's STREET
etc. etc.
noice eh?
thats yo daily dose of urban dicks
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(usually said with a nibba accent. Best effects when accompanied with a creepy smile.)
synonyms
YOUR mom's house
Yo MAMA'S house
Yo mom's STREET
etc. etc.
noice eh?
thats yo daily dose of urban dicks
courtesy of nanga nepali. urf Gucci
Hey, jack, where you been?
Yo mom's house.
Where do you think you're going??
Yo mom's house.
Where'd you come from?
Yo moms house.
Where is the dumpster?
yo moms house
Where do they store so many mcpuffs?
yo moms house.
I said it once to a teacher so don't argue.
Yo mom's house.
Where do you think you're going??
Yo mom's house.
Where'd you come from?
Yo moms house.
Where is the dumpster?
yo moms house
Where do they store so many mcpuffs?
yo moms house.
I said it once to a teacher so don't argue.
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