Double Stream Magic

When you have water coming out of your B hole and pee out of your P hole at the same time.

I had a colonoscopy and the Polyethylene Glycol they gave me the night before gave me a Double Stream Magic at 4 AM.

by Waggylac May 26, 2025

Pulling a Maggie

Snitching on someone for little things

"Dude i accidently ran into Brittney and now shes pulling a Maggie, now im going to get grounded"

by Big ol' Badonkabonks August 8, 2025

black girl magic effect

Is a term used playfully to suggest that dating a Black woman elevates a man’s style, confidence, or overall appearance

Wow, look at Mike. That’s black girl magic effect to you.

by idid’ntknowthat August 23, 2025

Give Bambi the magic kiss

abbreviation GBTMK, when a girl gives a boy his first kiss

Kelsey: Martha, you look really happy. What happened?
Martha: My boyfriend has been taking really good care of me lately. I am going to give Bambi the magic kiss tonight.

by Vanguard 1998 August 31, 2025

Give Faline the magic kiss

abbreviation GFTMK, when a boy gives a girl her first kiss

Mariah looks drop dead gorgeous. I think I am going to give Faline the magic kiss.

by Vanguard 1998 September 21, 2025

Texas Spit Can aka ye olde magic johnson

When a girl lays on the ground with her legs spread and the guy stands a good distance away and he tries to shoot cum into her tang

Me and Alesha are gonna try the Texas spit can aka ye olde magic Johnson

by Dick longington June 20, 2018

I gotta put that stuff in Maggie's eye

A catch-all saying used to refer to a task that needs to get done but you have no intention of doing.

My wife: have you not been taking your blood pressure medication?
Me: shit, yeah...I gotta put that stuff in Maggie's eye

by Bigdadbiv May 26, 2021