stuck like chuck 

Stuck in a situation that you can not get out of easily

That poor guy got stuck like chuck and could not get out of it.

stuck like chuck by Cindy May 15, 2003

fanny like a Turkish butcher's shop window 

A well-used, ill-kept monstrosity of a quim that wouldn’t look out of place on either a Picasso painting or on the side of a rugby player’s head. The resemblance to a sack of offal is accompanied by a smell that can only be described as “like Captain Birdseye’s arse”.

"Fuck me Colin, she had a fanny like a Turkish butcher's shop window! Couldn't make head nor tail of the bastard"

"Serves her right for having seven kids”

fanny like a Turkish butcher's shop window by Burro's Dead Nan November 28, 2006

drink like a fish 

to drink to excess

He was unaware of the danger that could come to him if he were to drink like a fish and as a result he almost succumbed to alcohol poisoning.

drink like a fish by The Return of Light Joker April 3, 2009

I like your shoelaces 

A phrase used by Tumblr users to find other Tumblr users. If you use Tumblr, the right response to this is, "Thanks, I stole them from the president!" However, if you don't use Tumblr, get people that say this by saying,"Why thank you! The president wouldn't let me steal his, so I had to steal some from the vice president, cuz I don't use Tumblr! Ha!"

Some Tumblr user:Wow, I like your shoelaces.
Some non-Tumblr user:Why thank you! The president wouldn't let me steal his, so I had to steal some from the vice president, cuz I don't use Tumblr! Ha!
The Tumblr user:why

I like your shoelaces by Gacha Queen September 5, 2019

crazy like a bitch on sunday

A phrase with an ambigious meaning but often taken in a negative context. Can be applied in many situations. Can be interpreted as extremely insane, odd, peculiar, bizarre, very angry, or zany.

Shit, that hobo is crazy like a bitch on sunday!

crazy like a bitch on sunday by wasabiroot March 26, 2007

a face like a fist full of ass holes 

An extremely ugly person.

I ended up sitting on a plane next to a guy with a face like a fist full of ass holes.

a face like a fist full of ass holes by ddooley January 7, 2008

Moves Like Jagger 

Referring to having the tongue skills of Mick Jagger of The Rolling Stones, who is known for having an unusually long tongue.

My boyfriend’s a keeper, he has moves like Jagger in the bedroom.

Moves Like Jagger by Blufairy19 October 3, 2018