The Ole Reverse Jesus Technique

Oh, wait... Am I the Gojo!?

Hym "Oh wait.... Aw, I kind of wanted to be the evil one... Oh well! Still the greatest! Better than everyone! The Ole Reverse Jesus Technique!"

by Hym Iam November 23, 2023

Jesus christ

a person who never existed, probably made up for fame.

That guy said he owns urban dictionary!

I bet 5 bucks he’s a Jesus Christ.

by THARSHEBLOES March 12, 2025

Jesus

Our savior

Jesus is our savior!
In God we trust.

by MunchbunchLunch March 14, 2023

jesus chfist

i spelld jesus chris twrpng dajmmit

frick ims tupid jesus chfist

by hannahahnahah October 29, 2019

Jesus Loves You

A statement which you respond to by saying "IN THE ASS"! You can also initiate the conversation yourself by telling someone that Jesus loves them. After hesitating a bit, you can add the additional "IN THE ASS" part to the end of your statement.

"Jesus loves you... IN THE ASS!"

by ANOTHERDEADROMEO April 29, 2023

Polish Jesus

Very cool kid known as "chill guy" or "depression god"
Long-hair guy, no-smoke and Shephard lover and not sure about that
Loves life and no smoke for sureee
When they ask me: "Watchuuu doinggg?" I answer: " VINTAGE and I'm good"

Girl 1: Have you seen the new student Polish Jesus, he looks quite focus on studies and minimalistic
Girl 2: Are you sureeeee&watchuu doinggg???
Girl 3: Shephard likes this Polish Jesus for sureeee.

by Lil Khan December 11, 2019

Black Jesus

A cutaway gag from family guy that is way more funnier if you actually watch the clip

“I rode into town on an ass

Yo mama’s ass!”

-Black Jesus

by MUGlol69 October 10, 2021