Hitting the Joshy P

When one decides to slap his girlfriend silly out of pure spite and anger, due to girlfriend not completing a task or completing a task incorrectly.

Jack was Hitting the Joshy P on his sister because she didn’t lube his butthole before she pegged him with the 12 inch strap on.

by Landonevans December 13, 2023

hit a pastrami

Getting 6 strikes in a row in bowling. A six bagger.

Bro he hit a pastrami he might bowl a 300

by Skatie26 March 15, 2023

Getting hit with the reads

When you are in a computer class and all the correct answers are online, so you don't do any of your work. Also know as online cheating.

Lol Mrs. Fellows Jk

Wow in 7th period Mrs.Fellows was Getting hit with the reads by finky

by Drew Debree March 31, 2016

Hit Chai

A term used to describe something that makes you happy or makes a positive impact on your day. Could also be used to express your own joy. Often used by mentally ill people. Coined by some idiot who couldn't type "got chai".

"Yeah my day sucked, but then I hit chai."
"Going outside really hit chai."

by ExtraEarth33 February 18, 2022

Jitter-Hitting

A method of hitting a cart where you stop hitting then continue hitting (in one hit) to avoid the blinker.

“Damn he’s really Jitter-Hitting, he must wanna green out”

by CherryCouleredFunk March 13, 2022

Shit hit the ceiling fan

A way to describe how bad things are or will be and the effects will be widespread. Yes, when shit hits the fan its bad and only get on you, but when it hits the ceiling fan it's getting on everyone and everything.

Did you do your part of the homework?
No, dude! Shit hit the ceiling fan and now everything is mess up!

by INCYCShow March 11, 2022

National hit up your ex day

October 30th is national hit up your ex day.

“Hey mark, wanna get back together for national hit up your ex day?”

by addylade October 30, 2020