Hairy Morris

1. noun, The realization that what was delivered as being good news is actually bad news.

2. verb, A deceptive sex act, where someone promises oral sex and then when the penis is presented to them they forcefully rip off the pubic hairs to inflict massive amounts of pain.

Example: John was acting hitting on my mom the whole time at the party, but I got even by giving him a Hairy Morris. He'll for forget that for a while.

1. When the company revealed its new policy of paying out vacation days, the employees realized that the policy was a Hairy Morris because it meant that they'd now have to use their vacation days as sick days

2. John was acting hitting on my mom the whole time at the party, but I got even by giving him a Hairy Morris. He'll for forget that for a while.

by wankybojango March 11, 2011

Hairy Nachos

The act of consuming cheesy nachos off of the hairy chest of your partner.

"You know what sounds good, Scott? Mexican food."
"Can I interest you in some Hairy Nachos?"
"No thanks Scott, I don't think I'm hungry anymore. Also, please put your shirt back on."

by Toe-Knee88 April 25, 2012

Hairy Douglas

Verb: to drag the rear side of the scrotum and testicles across ones face starting at the chin moving upward until reaching he forehead

"She was so pleased with my performance, she insisted I give her a Hairy Douglas as a touchdown dance.

by The WOP in VA September 16, 2013

Hairy Shorts

When a girl shaves only the lower part of her legs to leave hairy thighs in the shape of shorts.

Dude check out Sonja's hairy shorts she needs to shave that that shit.

by Jobgobbler September 27, 2013

hairy fern hole

An Anus. Typically used as an insult.

"Shut up you hairy fern hole!"

by Xwillhambrad March 17, 2014

Hairy-owl

Librarian with too much pubic hair

That is a hairy-owl, trust me I hit that bushy bookworm last night.

by Mysteriousj August 1, 2014

Hairy Fotchburger

When a woman has a ton of hair on her pubice and has one of those meaty/flowery looking vaginas that resemble the looks of a cross between a burger from one of them shady burger joints outside of Philly and a mentally handicapped Japanese Fly-Trap without the teeth. It has the meat hanging outside the bun and juices running all over the place.

Dude, totally went down on her and I had to withdrawal. She had a hairy fotchburger. Shit b whack yo.

by HugeTallyWhacker June 29, 2016