Definitions by Toe-Knee88

Hairy Nachos 

The act of consuming cheesy nachos off of the hairy chest of your partner.

"You know what sounds good, Scott? Mexican food."
"Can I interest you in some Hairy Nachos?"
"No thanks Scott, I don't think I'm hungry anymore. Also, please put your shirt back on."

Hairy Nachos by Toe-Knee88 April 25, 2012